Welcome to my Blog
This is actually Version 4 of my blog.
- Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
- Version 2: Was on Livejournal
- Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
- Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!
Enjoy!
There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.
We are doomed as a species
Earlier today I was hurtling along a bypass on an emergency mission to acquire coffee — the kind of crisis that demands swift, decisive action. There I was on a dual carriageway, approaching the section where the road very helpfully provides an...
CARmic Justice
Yes I know it’s spelled Karmic, but why miss out on the opportunity of a pun 😉 Last night on my commute home, I came upon a long straight stretch of road that for once was clear of all traffic in either directions (myself excluded) So I got to...
Police Target the Wrong Groups
So once again the Men and Women of the North Wales Police force are pushing a campaign to make the roads safer. With a ‘Fatal 5’ series of checks. In case you are unaware The Fatal 5 are :- Drink/Drug Drive Speeding Not Wearing a Seatbelt Dangerous...
Dear Roadwork Gods, Whatever I did I am sorry!
I am sure I have done something to offend the God of Roadworks, there is no other explanation for what has been going on for the last few weeks. Let me explain. My commute to work has been extended for a while now due to multiple roadworks and a...
For the Parents out there
Hey Guys, Gals, and Constant Readers Lend me your ears. Oh, I should point out I do not want to use your ears in any weird way. I will not be putting anything into them, before YOU (Yes YOU, you know who YOU are!) ask, Neither do I wish you to...
Greetings Mr Magpie. One for Sorrow….
So we all know* the “One for Sorrow” Poem in one of its many versions. *Well I am assuming we all know. If not, Where have you been people!!!! The one I grew up with is most common one :-One for sorrow,Two for joy,Three for a girl,Four for a...
Genetically Engineered Animals Fight Back.
Ok, so you are probably looking at the title of this post and wondering “WTF is he on about now?” or maybe you think its a GM crop style post. Well Whatever is going through your mind right about now I bet its not what the content of this post is...
Sorry Kids, Christmas is Cancelled
I am sorry I have to break this sad news to you Dear Constant Readers, but alas due to some bad judgement on the behalf of the jolly fat man, Christmas this year is cancelled. You see, as I was driving home from work the other night, in the dark,...
USA – Secret Summit
I recently had a mini holiday in Pwllheli, I’d gone to visit some old friends who were holidaying there at the time (*EDIT: Oddly all the friends there can probably be found in The Pleasuredome rest home for the mentally unstable.) This...