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A Talk at Bishop Wilkins College

Lockdown still has all Masonic units closed.

Since I am in the chair of Bishop Wilkins College I decided to have a zoom meeting instead of a physical meeting. And I decided we would have a paper given by myself, followed by a discussion.

The paper was “he Fifth Ancient“.

 

Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (S.R.I.A.)

The Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (S.R.I.A.) stands as the world’s oldest independent society of Rosicrucian Freemasons, proudly composed of Master Masons from Lodges acknowledged by the United Grand Lodge of England.

Our Colleges are strategically located across the globe, including England, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Wales, France, and Holland. To find the most convenient location for you, please click HERE to access our interactive map of S.R.I.A. College Locations.

For more information on the Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia, please click on the link to the Societies website, or the Province of Western Counties and North Wales website.

Scam Call – £1,568 worth of Jelly Babies

Earlier today I received a couple of scam phone calls pretending to be from Amazon.
 
I live-Tweeted the calls as they were happening to the amusement of many people on Twitter, So I figured I may as well share them here.
I have just received an automated phone call from a mobile phone number informing me they were Amazon and were querying a £1,568 order of an iPhone 11. A nice Indian bloke called Darren is chatting to me, to explain how “hackers” used my phone number to create a fake account
Darren has asked if I want to cancel the order and get a refund, but I have explained that I have watched the film “Takedown” and know those hackers like Mitnick can launch nukes by whistling. and I am too scared to cancel their order….
Daren is now asking about my online banking, But I have explained I do not do online banking, or offline banking due to fears “Hackers” using my phone number will steal all my money to buy iPhone’s so I will accept the refund in Jelly Babies… Darren seams confused
Darren is still helping me with the Hacker, and is asking about what smart devices I use. I have informed him i use an etch-a-sketch, Palm Pilot and a tamagotchi. I did point out I was a bad owner and the tamagotchi is technically dead. I think Darren is crying.
All is not lost.. I just excitedly told Darren that before I saw Takedown I used to do online banking on my programmable calculator.. I think Darren must be ill, he seems to be getting very confused and close to tears. Maybe he is struggling to understand my Welsh accent.
I have decided to help Darren understand my accent and language better by speaking VERY LOUDLY, I think this is helping as he must be struggling to hear over all the people in the background making similar calls. Who knew Hackers loved iPhone 11’s
I told Darren I would ask Twitter if anyone know how we could install Logmein on a calculator. He got excited for a while about what I ran twitter on, then he swore when I said I only tweet via carrier pigeon. Darren seems invested in the call, or he would have gone by now
Sad news people. Darren has gone. I think I need to report him to Amazon. He said I was a very rude man who has wasted his valuable time. He also suggested there may be something mentally wrong with me…. I guess that means i am not getting £1,568 worth of Jelly Babies.
Today just keeps giving. 5 minutes after Darren hangs up on me I get another Amazon recorded call about a £1,568 iPhone purchase. This time it was a lovely lady called Karen, she is not as friendly as Darren since within 1 minute she screamed “it’s you!” and hung up on me

A Talk at Wrexhamian Lodge

Everything is locked down. Lodge meetings are closed.

To try and keep everyone together Wrexhamian Lodge No 6715 decided to have a Zoom meeting, and to have a talk.

My father and Myself gave a Zoom presentation on “Blood Bikes – It’s What We Do”, which is something we normally do to various groups around North Wales.

Blood Bikes Wales

Blood Bikes Wales is a charity that transports blood, plasma, platelets, samples, vaccines, donor breast-milk & any other urgently required medical items to hospitals at night, weekends and bank holidays. This service is provided completely free of charge, allowing the NHS to divert funds where they are needed most.

Our riders are a hardy bunch that operate in all but the very worst weather.

This ain’t one body’s story. It’s the story of us all.

This ain’t one body’s story. It’s the story of us all. We got it mouth-to-mouth, so you got to listen it and ‘member, ’cause what you hears today you got to tell the birthed tomorrow.
 
I’m looking behind us now, across the count of time, down the long haul into history back. I sees the end what were the start. It’s Pox-Eclipse, full of pain! And out of it were birthed boredom and lonesome time. It were full-on locked-down, and Mr. Dead chasing them all. So they never left their homes, said bidey-bye to the people-places and the sports-ball, and what were left of the knowing they left behind.
 
Some say the travel just stoppered. Others reckon it were a witch called Rhona. And after the locked-down some had been jumped by Mr. Dead but some had got the luck, and it leads them here. One look and they’s got the hots for it. They word it “Planet Home.” And they says, “We don’t need the knowing. We can live here.
 
Time counts and keeps counting. They gets to missing what they had. They get so lonely for the BrumBrums and the Pubs, they want to leave the locked-down. But Mr Dead is still in the here-time, so you got to listen it and ‘member, ’cause what you hears today you got to tell the birthed tomorrow.

The World is CLOSED!

Good Evening,

The coronavirus is the biggest threat this country has faced for decades – and this country is not alone.

All over the world we are seeing the devastating impact of this invisible killer.

And so tonight I want to update you on the latest steps we are taking to fight the disease and what you can do to help.

And I want to begin by reminding you why the UK has been taking the approach that we have.

Without a huge national effort to halt the growth of this virus, there will come a moment when no health service in the world could possibly cope; because there won’t be enough ventilators, enough intensive care beds, enough doctors and nurses.

And as we have seen elsewhere, in other countries that also have fantastic health care systems, that is the moment of real danger.

To put it simply, if too many people become seriously unwell at one time, the NHS will be unable to handle it – meaning more people are likely to die, not just from Coronavirus but from other illnesses as well.

So it’s vital to slow the spread of the disease.

Because that is the way we reduce the number of people needing hospital treatment at any one time, so we can protect the NHS’s ability to cope – and save more lives.

And that’s why we have been asking people to stay at home during this pandemic.

And though huge numbers are complying – and I thank you all – the time has now come for us all to do more.

From this evening I must give the British people a very simple instruction – you must stay at home.

Because the critical thing we must do is stop the disease spreading between households.

That is why people will only be allowed to leave their home for the following very limited purposes:

  • shopping for basic necessities, as infrequently as possible
  • one form of exercise a day – for example a run, walk, or cycle – alone or with members of your household;
  • any medical need, to provide care or to help a vulnerable person; and
  • travelling to and from work, but only where this is absolutely necessary and cannot be done from home.

That’s all – these are the only reasons you should leave your home.

You should not be meeting friends. If your friends ask you to meet, you should say No.

You should not be meeting family members who do not live in your home.

You should not be going shopping except for essentials like food and medicine – and you should do this as little as you can. And use food delivery services where you can.

If you don’t follow the rules the police will have the powers to enforce them, including through fines and dispersing gatherings.

To ensure compliance with the Government’s instruction to stay at home, we will immediately:

  • close all shops selling non-essential goods,​ including clothing and electronic stores and other premises including libraries, playgrounds and outdoor gyms, and places of worship;
  • we will stop all gatherings of more than two people in public – excluding people you live with;
  • and we’ll stop all social events​, including weddings, baptisms and other ceremonies, but excluding funerals.

Parks will remain open for exercise but gatherings will be dispersed.

No Prime Minister wants to enact measures like this.

I know the damage that this disruption is doing and will do to people’s lives, to their businesses and to their jobs.

And that’s why we have produced a huge and unprecedented programme of support both for workers and for business.

And I can assure you that we will keep these restrictions under constant review. We will look again in three weeks, and relax them if the evidence shows we are able to.

But at present there are just no easy options. The way ahead is hard, and it is still true that many lives will sadly be lost.

And yet it is also true that there is a clear way through.

Day by day we are strengthening our amazing NHS with 7500 former clinicians now coming back to the service.

With the time you buy – by simply staying at home – we are increasing our stocks of equipment.

We are accelerating our search for treatments.

We are pioneering work on a vaccine.

And we are buying millions of testing kits that will enable us to turn the tide on this invisible killer.

I want to thank everyone who is working flat out to beat the virus.

Everyone from the supermarket staff to the transport workers to the carers to the nurses and doctors on the frontline.

But in this fight we can be in no doubt that each and every one of us is directly enlisted.

Each and every one of us is now obliged to join together.

To halt the spread of this disease.

To protect our NHS and to save many many thousands of lives.

And I know that as they have in the past so many times.

The people of this country will rise to that challenge.

And we will come through it stronger than ever.

We will beat the coronavirus and we will beat it together.

And therefore I urge you at this moment of national emergency to stay at home, protect our NHS and save lives.

Thank you.

The PM

Day 1 – Work from Home

Just to give you all an update on “Work from home”
Commute: Fast
Morale: High
Coffee: Hot
Pants: Not wearing any

To save lives, we shall work from home!

Today we made a decision.

Covid is getting more worrying, and the bottom floor of our building are individual office’s rented out to various companies. Among them are, a child therapist, a normal therapist, a masseuse, and a chiropodist. Now the majority of patients entering the building at the moment are the elderly (AKA the most at vulnerable).  

We had an informal meeting today and decided that even though we are out of the way on the top floor, we may still pose a threat to the elderly. Since we can work remotely with no inconvenience at all it would make sense for us to abandon the building for a while.

We have therefore decided to implement “work from home” until the worst is over.  

Not all heroes wear capes!

The Year That Was – 2019

Its that time of year again.

Where I look back over the previous year and answer the same 40 questions.

1. What did you do in 2019 that you’d never done before?
OK, New things :-

  1. Went into the Chair in Rose Croix
  2. Saw the consecration of a new Rose Croix Chapter.
  3. Gave a talk in a Royal Arch Chapter with Grand Superintendent attending.
  4. Got an Article published in a Masonic Magazine
  5. Visited a Lodge in Scotland.
  6. Saw an Installation in Scotland
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I gave up on resolutions many years back as I never stuck to them, whereas my competitive nature makes me stick to challenges. So for the last few years I have had a yearly challenge This year I again failed miserably with everything apart from the Goodreads reading challenge. The year was not a total loss, I did get Buster the mini Blood Bike rebuilt, and managed to raise almost £4000 for Blood Bikes from various talks. But next year is 100% about the Challenge, and I REFUSE to fail again.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? 
Nobody. Well I can not think of anyone. Unless! Does Yoda count?
4. Did anyone close to you die?
A fair few Masonic Friends passed away this year. It has been a bad year for Masonic Deaths.
5. What countries did you visit?
Just the home nations of Wales, England & Scotland. And Anglesey. I figure Anglesey should be counted as its own country, for it is a strange place.
6. What would you like to have in 2020 that you lacked in 2019?

Productivity.

Productivity.

Productivity.

Productivity.

7. What dates from 2019 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

  1. 7th February – Seeing a great friend go into the chair of Zerubbabel.
  2. 22nd March – Quitting as Provincial Webmaster.
  3. 12th April – Going into the chair in Rose Croix.
  4. 1st June – Being published in The Square Magazine.
  5. 21st December – Visit to a Scottish Lodge to see an Installation.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Being asked to write an article for The Square magazine and being published. With going into the chair of Rose Croix with the Inspector Generals of several Provinces, and members of the Supreme Council coming up to see it.
9. What was your biggest failure?
A continued total and unbelievable lack of productivity!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Nothing…. I did get a cold at one point, but that was it.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
I do not think I bought anything cool this year, which is Ok since my complete lack of productivity means I did not deserve anything cool.

I will set a prize for next year, and if I am productive enough I will get myself something really cool.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
  • Everyone who supported Blood Bikes Wales in 2019.
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed? 
  • Myself for my lack of productivity.
  • People who use other people for their own advantage.
  • Most the MPs who refused to follow the will of the people.
14. Where did most of your money go?
Amazon I think 🙂.

I am not addicted, I can stop at any time.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Going into the chair of Rose Croix with such a massive event full of VIPs, and getting published in the Square.
16. What song will always remind you of 2019?
After last years Snowflakes attacking “Baby it’s Cold Outside” they returned this year for the Gavin & Stacy version of “Fairytale Of New York” with people actually complaining to Ofcom.

How can anyone object to the BEST Christmas Song!.

(BTW: the word means ‘Lazy Person’)

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
  • a) happier or sadder? Happier.
  • b) thinner or fatter? Fatter.
  • c) richer or poorer? Richer.
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Writing, Following my Dreams, Conquering the World, Finding a cure for the common cold and blackmailing people for the cure, You know, the simple pleasures in life.
19. What do you wish you’d done less of? .
Wasting time, and suffering from lack of enthusiasm, also getting upset by the behavior of some people.

 

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I am writing this on December 28th, so I know exactly how I spent Christmas day. I got up early, and went over to my parents to open presents with family, and  then spend the day eating too much, drinking too much, and doing nothing.

Then on Boxing day the whole family gathers for a Buffet and drinks and more madness.

21. What was your favourite month of 2019? 
December. For the Scottish Trip, among other things!. 

22. Did you fall in love in 2019? 

Alas No. I am still a high functioning Sociopath.
23. How many one-night stands?
I do not believe in one-night stands. How can you tell if you really like something unless you try it at least a couple of times?
24. What was your favourite TV programme?

Way too many to mention, As well as all the excellent ongoing TV shows, There was the new finds of :- 

  • The Mandalorian
  • Harley Quinn
  • Batwoman
  • Blood and Treasure
  • I’m Sorry
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year? 

You know what? NO! I do not believe I hate anyone this year that I did not hate previously. Maybe I am growing as a person, becoming more enlightened? Or is everyone already on THE LIST.

26. What was the best book you read?

This is always a very hard question. According to Goodreads I have read about 155 books this year. Trying to pick the best of that lot is not going to be easy. But if I had to pick just one book, arrgghghh.

Well there is :-

  • Embrace Your Weird: Face Your Fears and Unleash Creativity by Felicia Day.
  • The Rosslyn Hoax? by Robert L.D. Cooper.
  • Siege of Stone by Terry Goodkind.

I also liked the recent books in the Series’ “The Temple Chronicles”, “Dragon Blood”.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?

Sister Antics

Nashville based, Southern Rock/Americana Sister Antics aren’t really sisters. Anne-Marie Kelbon and Vivian Nicastro are friends who met in New York through their shared passion for motorcycles. Discovering their other shared passion was music, they teamed up and were co-writing at the end of 2015. Kelbon and Nicastro quickly discovered their sound which they describe as a “southern rock blend of rock and roll, country, and blues.”.

28. What did you want and get?
A strong UK Government.
29. What did you want and not get? 
Enthusiasm,
30. What was your favourite film of this year?
  • Wyrmwood – Road Of The Dead.
  • Rambo – Last Blood.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I am still not having birthdays. I have decided to stop having them so that I can live forever.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying? 
A research idea!.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2019?
Mostly Cargo Pants (I like the extra pockets) Jumpers, and in work Coats…. Oh and suits, because suits are awesome. – True story.
34. What kept you sane? 

Sane? Sane? “You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means”.

I think, Good Friends, Good Books, and the fact I was never very sane to start off with, so there is not that much to keep hold of.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most? 
I am not sure who to pick this year. So I will say Alice from Batwoman.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?

This year is basically the same thing as last two years. he same screaming angry Nazi fascists who believe their echo-chambers and scream death threats against everyone who is different to them, or who does not think 100% the same as them. 

Take Brexit, the country voted for it yet the Left state no one wants it. We had EU elections and the Left stated 100% no one wanted Brexit and yet the Brexit party ended up as biggest party elected. Then we had a General election where again the Left stated no one would vote Tory, and yet they won the biggest landslide in decades, and Labor strongholds that have been Labor for 100s of years switched. And still the Left state no one wants Brexit or the Tories.

We were wrong guys. 1984 does not come from the far right trying to take over, but from the far left trying to reduce everyone to the same as them.

37. Who did you miss?
No one. “ high functioning Sociopath” Remember? Remember? from Question 22?.
38. Who was the best new person you met? 
I can not think of any new people.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2019?. 

Mulder was correct. Trust no one.

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year. 

This land of my fathers is dear to me
Land of poets and singers, and people of stature
Her brave warriors, fine patriots
Shed their blood for freedom

A Talk at Wynnstay Lodge – Widows Sons – Brotherhood Squared

This evening I attended Wynnstay Lodge No 3876 to give my  last “Widows Sons Talk” of the year.

It was a very enjoyable evening and the Brethren of Wynnstay Lodge donated the proceeds of the Lodge Collect & Festive Board Raffle (Which amounted to £196) to Blood Bikes Wales.

To complete the evening I even won the raffle.

Widows Sons

The Widows Sons are quite simply a motorcycle-riding club. We are a non-brand specific riding Association so no matter what brand of motorcycle you ride, so long as you are a Master Mason in good standing you are welcome as a member.

We also have associate membership open to non-riding Masons. We are an internationally based group of independent Masons who have joined together to simply share the thrill of riding with other members of our fraternity.

We are not a 1% club. We are just a social riding club, which happens to have set one of its membership requirements to include being a Master Mason in good standing.

A Talk at North Wales Lodge of Installed Masters – Widows Sons – Outlaw Bikers or Ambassadors of Freemasonry

This evening I attended The North Wales Lodge of Installed Masters No 8615 on Anglesey to present a talk on the Widows Sons Masonic Bikers Association.

Because this was an Installed Masters Lodge, and all they do is have speakers come along and give talks, I decided I needed to up my game. I therefore wrote a new talk on the Widows Sons.

This new talk was :-

Widows Sons – Outlaw Bikers or Ambassadors of Freemasonry
“An introduction to the history of the Widows Sons Masonic Bikers Association, and an explanation of how they promote Freemasonry, help the community, do charitable work, all whilst just doing what they love”

The weather was torrential rain (Well it was on Anglesey) but it was a very enjoyable evening. And in appreciation of the talk the members of the North Wales Lodge of I.M. voted to donate the money from the Festive Board’s raffle to a Charity of the my choice.

The raffle raised £172 which was donated to Blood Bikes Wales in the Lodges name.

Widows Sons

The Widows Sons are quite simply a motorcycle-riding club. We are a non-brand specific riding Association so no matter what brand of motorcycle you ride, so long as you are a Master Mason in good standing you are welcome as a member.

We also have associate membership open to non-riding Masons. We are an internationally based group of independent Masons who have joined together to simply share the thrill of riding with other members of our fraternity.

We are not a 1% club. We are just a social riding club, which happens to have set one of its membership requirements to include being a Master Mason in good standing.