Welcome to my Blog

This is actually Version 4 of my blog. 

  • Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
  • Version 2: Was on Livejournal
  • Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
  • Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!

Enjoy!

There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.

Government Heat Warning

Government Heat Warning

As I swelter under this oppressive never seen before heat, I find myself glaring upward at the strange and mysterious ball of fire that has taken up residence in our clear cloud free skies. Thirty seven degrees tomorrow. Thirty seven. I live in...

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WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED

WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED

Ladies, gentlemen, and those still scraping ice off their cars… it is with great reluctance, and absolutely no surprise, that I must announce that Punxsutawney Phil has betrayed us once again. Yes. On this sacred Groundhog Day, the furry little...

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Archaeology on an Xbox

Archaeology on an Xbox

Other then three days of no electricity, Storm Darragh left another nasty side affect. You see, when the power blew the neutral cable into the house was being touched by the live wire, which caused electricity to flow the wrong way through the...

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Heatwaves, Headlines, and Historical Amnesia

Storm Darragh

Storm Darragh has hit the UK in full forth! The road I live on is blocked in both directions by fallen trees, the road is a river, and around the corner a powerline is sparking dangerously. It is chaos out there, I hope everyone is safe. Personally...

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I live in Narnia

I live in Narnia

Last night I was visiting a friends Lodge in the deepest, darkest wilderness that is Cheshire, England. It was an enjoyable evening, right up to the end of the meal when I happened to check my phone and spot the following text messages :- “Snowing...

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WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED

Saved by the Snowmen

After months and months of constant rain the country is about as water logged as it can be, for a while now it has only taken a couple of hours light rain to cause flooding all over the place. So with the ground already to capacity, there has been...

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Hurricane Katia 0: Ninja Temple 1

Hurricane Katia 0: Ninja Temple 1

The start of this week saw parts of Wales hit with edges of Hurricane Katia, there was flooding, damage, cats and dogs raining from the sky, the four horsemen of the apocalypse started to saddle thier horses up ready to fly only to have to stand...

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Hurricane Katia 0: Ninja Temple 1

Schrodinger’s Snow

I have a new theory! R: “You say you have a new theory about the brontosaurus.?“ W: “errr No. I said I had a new theory! nobody mentioned a brontosaurus.“ R: “Right, Got You… So What’s your theory about the brontosaurus.?“ W: “Arrrrrggghhhhh!”...

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