Welcome to my Blog

This is actually Version 4 of my blog. 

  • Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
  • Version 2: Was on Livejournal
  • Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
  • Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!

Enjoy!

There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.

Cyborgs Work for the RAC

Cyborgs Work for the RAC

An interesting thing happened to me on the way to work… I start my car and leave home heading to the Insane Asylum. I stop off at the petrol station to fill up on diesel, notice one of my tires is looking a bit deflated. After several failed...

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Cyborgs Work for the RAC

Alternative Alternator

A Bit of Background… MONDAY: Well the battery warning light on my car came stayed on slightly longer than normal on the morning’s commute to work. And it stayed on every time I was under 2k RPM on the way home.  So I thought “Ahhhh! somethings up!...

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You know its going to be a bad day when…

The Animals Have Gone Mad

A strange thing happened to me on the way into the office this morning…. That almost sounds like the start of a cheesy joke. But. Seriously. Driving into work this morning I got into a game of chicken with a Magpie, and almost lost. (It ended in a...

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Cyborgs Work for the RAC

Must find the calm place!

Think calm mellow peaceful thoughts… I almost drove into a council office car park and beat the living hell out of someone this morning (I think they were getting this feeling as they kept staring at me in their rear view mirror)… Worst case of...

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Stepping Inside a Horror Film

Stepping Inside a Horror Film

It s an old story, we have all seen it in a horror film, or read it in a book, or even heard it while telling ghost stories in a group. Someone’s driving along a country lane late at night, when the car’s headlights reveal a body on the road. The...

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You know its going to be a bad day when…

Justice is Served!

Sometimes, something happens that reaffirms your belief in the universal Justice of the universe. (call it Karma, Fate, or whatever your metaphysical name for the concept is!). Here is todays Universal Justice. Over the weekend there was snow, lots...

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You know its going to be a bad day when…

The cheek of some people.

Well I have had a nice week off work, sometimes you just need to get away from the office and the petty politics that always seems to be going on in the background. Besides, I was told I had to use up all spare holidays before April, so I took a...

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