Welcome to my Blog

This is actually Version 4 of my blog. 

  • Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
  • Version 2: Was on Livejournal
  • Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
  • Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!

Enjoy!

There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.

How did no one die?

How did no one die?

I thought I would tell you about an incident that took place the other week on my commute into the Asylum.  Its an interesting look into the stupidity of the human mind, and how people will risk lives to get an extra few minutes before leaving for...

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How did no one die?

Diversion Deviants

I would like to give a mention of thanks to the Pranksters who made my Monday morning commute much easier than normal, while providing me with entertainment that’s kept me amused all day so far. Let me explain:- My current commute is a nightmare...

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How did no one die?

Cyborgs Work for the RAC

An interesting thing happened to me on the way to work… I start my car and leave home heading to the Insane Asylum. I stop off at the petrol station to fill up on diesel, notice one of my tires is looking a bit deflated. After several failed...

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How did no one die?

Alternative Alternator

A Bit of Background… MONDAY: Well the battery warning light on my car came stayed on slightly longer than normal on the morning’s commute to work. And it stayed on every time I was under 2k RPM on the way home.  So I thought “Ahhhh! somethings up!...

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You know its going to be a bad day when…

The Animals Have Gone Mad

A strange thing happened to me on the way into the office this morning…. That almost sounds like the start of a cheesy joke. But. Seriously. Driving into work this morning I got into a game of chicken with a Magpie, and almost lost. (It ended in a...

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How did no one die?

Must find the calm place!

Think calm mellow peaceful thoughts… I almost drove into a council office car park and beat the living hell out of someone this morning (I think they were getting this feeling as they kept staring at me in their rear view mirror)… Worst case of...

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