This post should be read to the theme tune of Road Rage by Catatonia. You could be taking it easy on yourselfYou should be making it easy on yourselfCause you and I know,It’s all over the front page, you give me road rage Road Rage by Catatonia ...
Welcome to my Blog
This is actually Version 4 of my blog.
- Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
- Version 2: Was on Livejournal
- Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
- Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!
Enjoy!
There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.
Cyborgs Work for the RAC
An interesting thing happened to me on the way to work… I start my car and leave home heading to the Insane Asylum. I stop off at the petrol station to fill up on diesel, notice one of my tires is looking a bit deflated. After several failed...
You know its going to be a bad day when…
Your there warm and comfortable in bed, semi awake, at peace with the world. Then. AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA“Mutter, WTF!!! arrghhh… Whys my alarm going off on a Sunday morning!“ Grab phone, silence alarm, and stare at phone in accusation, how dare it...
Alternative Alternator
A Bit of Background… MONDAY: Well the battery warning light on my car came stayed on slightly longer than normal on the morning’s commute to work. And it stayed on every time I was under 2k RPM on the way home. So I thought “Ahhhh! somethings up!...
The Animals Have Gone Mad
A strange thing happened to me on the way into the office this morning…. That almost sounds like the start of a cheesy joke. But. Seriously. Driving into work this morning I got into a game of chicken with a Magpie, and almost lost. (It ended in a...
The Commute to Work? OR A daily Adventure?
Well for once the BBC weather service got it correct. They said the morning’s commute traffic may be affected by the heavy storms, and it was! I left the house this morning as normal, started driving down the hill. I was thinking it was wet, it was...
Must find the calm place!
Think calm mellow peaceful thoughts… I almost drove into a council office car park and beat the living hell out of someone this morning (I think they were getting this feeling as they kept staring at me in their rear view mirror)… Worst case of...
Stepping Inside a Horror Film
It s an old story, we have all seen it in a horror film, or read it in a book, or even heard it while telling ghost stories in a group. Someone’s driving along a country lane late at night, when the car’s headlights reveal a body on the road. The...
Justice is Served!
Sometimes, something happens that reaffirms your belief in the universal Justice of the universe. (call it Karma, Fate, or whatever your metaphysical name for the concept is!). Here is todays Universal Justice. Over the weekend there was snow, lots...
The cheek of some people.
Well I have had a nice week off work, sometimes you just need to get away from the office and the petty politics that always seems to be going on in the background. Besides, I was told I had to use up all spare holidays before April, so I took a...