*Phone rungs*

Me: “Good afternoon, Insane Asylum!”

Caller: “Hi. can I speak to Joan Crawshore please.”

Me: “Who? Sorry no one of that name here.”

Caller: “Sorry it’s who I have down as a contact there, well who can I talk to about changing your power supplier.”

Me: “Humm. that would be a Dave Jones”

Caller: “Can I speak to them please?”

Me: “Sorry, He’s on holiday atm. He’ll be back in 2 weeks.”

Caller: “Thanks, I’ll call back then.“

Two weeks later :-

*Phone rungs*

Me: “Good afternoon, Insane Asylum!”

Caller: “Hi. can I speak to Dave Jones please.”

Me: “Who? Sorry no one of that name here.”

Caller: “Sorry it’s who I have down as a contact there, well who can I talk to about changing your power supplier.”

Me: “Humm. that would be a Thomas Evens”

Caller: “Can I speak to them please?”

Me: “Sorry, He’s on holiday atm. He’ll be back in 2 weeks.”

Caller: “Thanks, I’ll call back then.“

Two weeks later :-

*Phone rungs*

Me: “Good afternoon, Insane Asylum!”

Caller: “Hi. can I speak to Thomas Evenss please.”

Me: “Who? Sorry no one of that name here.”

Caller: “Sorry it’s who I have down as a contact there, well who can I talk to about changing your power supplier.”

Me: “Humm. that would be a Susan Jenkins”

Caller: “Can I speak to them please?”

Me: “Sorry, She’s on holiday atm. She’ll be back in 2 weeks.”

Caller: “Thanks, I’ll call back then.“

This may have been going on for several months now….

I’m slowly running out of made up names.