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Wayne is a polymath who was born at a very early age and, quite impressively, has not died yet-something he considers to be a notable achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, the Holy Royal Arch in 2007, the S.R.I.A. in 2012, and the Ancient & Accepted Rite in 2013. In 2011, Wayne became the Master of Llannerch Lodge and has spent fourteen of the following fifteen years in one chair or another. His commitment to Masonry is extensive. He was a founding member of the Widows Sons North Wales chapter, served as the Provincial Webmaster for five years, the Assistant Provincial Mentor for five years, and was part of the Membership Pathways Team also for five years. Additionally, Wayne was an active member of the North Wales Association of Masonic Study for eight years,  as both a Speaker and committee member, he has also been giving talks across several provinces since 2017.

Wayne is also a fervent supporter of the Blood Bikes Wales charity, dedicating his time and effort to this vital cause, raising over £50,000 from talks and presentations.

Put simply Wayne is A Blood Biker, A CodeNinja, A Gamer, A Hacker, A Blogger, A Writer & Poet, A Speaker, A Freemason, A Rosicrucian, A Reader, A Spod, A Son, An Uncle, A Brother, A Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

From the Pen of Wayne Owens

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Recent News & Blog Posts

Watching a PProvDPGM enthrone a ProvDPGM at Cambria Rose Croix Chapter No. 605

On Thursday, 5 November, Cambria Chapter No. 605 held its annual Enthronement meeting, drawing an attendance of more than thirty members and visitors for what proved to be a memorable and distinguished occasion. The principal purpose of the evening was the...

Sixty Years Since Aberfan

There are some events that become etched into the memory of a nation, even for those not yet born when they happened. The Aberfan disaster is one of those moments. Sixty years on, the name Aberfan still carries a weight that speaks far beyond a small Welsh village. It...

Breaking news: the state of UK roads has finally forced innovation to the next level.

After extensive testing on Britain's crater-filled road network, Tesla has reportedly abandoned suspension upgrades altogether and gone straight for an actual flying car.   A Tesla spokesperson is rumoured to have said, "After hitting three potholes, losing GPS signal...

New Look Valle Crucis

This evening, Valle Crucis Chapter held its first meeting under its new October meeting date, marking the beginning of a new chapter in the history of the Chapter. To celebrate the occasion, the brethren elected to confer a Double Perfection, continuing a remarkable...

Spirals in the Chairs

This evening I went into the chair of Zerubbabel in Wrexhamian Chapter, ten years after first taking that same chair in my mother Chapter. There is a quiet poetry in that. A full decade turning like a great wheel, and once again I find myself in the same place, but...

Fame at last!

It would appear that word has escaped. A Lodge from a land far, far away (mid Wales), and judging by some of the administrative timelines involved perhaps a long time ago as well, recently contacted the Province of North Wales with a rather intriguing request. Their...

92nd anniversary of the Gresford Disaster

In the early hours of 22 September 1934, the earth shook, the lamps went out, and 266 men and boys were lost in the darkness beneath our feet. Fathers, sons, brothers, friends. Whole families changed in a single night. The pit wheel stopped turning, but the grief...

A Visit to St. Deiniol

This evening brought the meeting of St Deiniol’s Chapter, and what a gathering it turned out to be. The room was full to the brim with thirty eight in attendance, a number that speaks volumes about the quality of their meetings. In a time when many places are still...
Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (S.R.I.A)

Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (S.R.I.A)

This evening I joined the Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (SRIA). This is the first completely side order in Masonry I have joined, and one I have been interested in for a few years now, ever since I read about it in "Beyond the craft". The Order seemed interesting to...

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Inmates Assemble

Inmates Assemble

Last night some of the Inmates at the asylum staged an escape, we went over the tunnel and through the wire before making a mad run through torrential rain into England for FREEEEEEEDOM and the Avengers movie. The escapees consisted of, DemonPengu, YoYoMan, Myself and...

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Customer Rant

Customer Rant

Because its healthy to vent the spleen! Now I’m sure I have Blogged about this customer before, but for the life of me I can not remember what name I gave him (Maybe I should keep track of the names I assign people). Anyway today we shall refer to the...

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Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

“Once a month four ladies discuss a Vaginal Fantasy book in a G+ Hangout. Interpret at will.” That's the premise of this group off their website, and basically that's what it is. Two months back Felicia Day, Bonnie Burton, Veronica Belmont and Kiala Kazebee* teamed up...

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Dear Cold-Callers. Please STOP……….It’s Hammer Time!

Dear Cold-Callers. Please STOP……….It’s Hammer Time!

Thanks to a push on PPI miss-sales, and attempts to get you to switch service providers (Phone, Internet, Electric, Gas, Water, Etc) plus the usual ones trying to sell Mobile Phone contracts, con you into insuring Sky etc, My incoming phone calls are 90% Cold Callers....

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I do not think it means what you think it means.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

So the press is reporting on “Frankenburger” The worlds first test-tube burger. And how it could revolutionise the food industry, bring an end to world famines (Although how many third world citizens can afford the $200,000 per burger cost I don’t know) and even be...

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People are Stupid.

People are Stupid.

Well technically I guess that should be “Customers are Stupid“. You do not believe me? Well here are two examples that happened this week. Example 1: I was being nice and answered the phone to help out the support guys, and the conversation went a bit like this :-...

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The Chair of DOOM!

The Chair of DOOM!

CR: “Chair of DOOM?“ WO: “OK, maybe “Chair of DOOM!” is a bit of an over-exaggeration, but it does have a much better ring than “Chair of Nerves“. Oh, Now i think of it “Chair of Terror” would be a much better title.” CR: “Then Why dont you change it?“ WO: “Couldn’t...

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Do Geeks Dream of Virtual Sheep?

Do Geeks Dream of Virtual Sheep?

I had an interesting dream last night, one that may give an interesting peak into my subconscious, or possibly suggest I should be kept under observation for safety reasons. Personally I think it simply backs up that age old quote for the Bible “The Geek shall...

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Sorry Kids, Christmas is Cancelled

Sorry Kids, Christmas is Cancelled

I am sorry I have to break this sad news to you Dear Constant Readers, but alas due to some bad judgement on the behalf of the jolly fat man, Christmas this year is cancelled. You see, as I was driving home from work the other night, in the dark, on icy roads Santa’s...

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11:11:11 11-11-11

11:11:11 11-11-11

Today is a special day in the geeky calendar. Happy Binary Day. Its the 11th second of the 11th minute of the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of the 11th year of this century. Just thought I’d mention this milestone because it's special people.. ...

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