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Wayne is a polymath who was born at a very early age and, quite impressively, has not died yet-something he considers to be a notable achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, the Holy Royal Arch in 2007, the S.R.I.A. in 2012, and the Ancient & Accepted Rite in 2013. In 2011, Wayne became the Master of Llannerch Lodge and has spent fourteen of the following fifteen years in one chair or another. His commitment to Masonry is extensive. He was a founding member of the Widows Sons North Wales chapter, served as the Provincial Webmaster for five years, the Assistant Provincial Mentor for five years, and was part of the Membership Pathways Team also for five years. Additionally, Wayne was an active member of the North Wales Association of Masonic Study for eight years,  as both a Speaker and committee member, he has also been giving talks across several provinces since 2017.

Wayne is also a fervent supporter of the Blood Bikes Wales charity, dedicating his time and effort to this vital cause, raising over £50,000 from talks and presentations.

Put simply Wayne is A Blood Biker, A CodeNinja, A Gamer, A Hacker, A Blogger, A Writer & Poet, A Speaker, A Freemason, A Rosicrucian, A Reader, A Spod, A Son, An Uncle, A Brother, A Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

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Recent News & Blog Posts

The Cost of Progress – AKA Forced e-Waste

My poor old Kindle is about to be exiled to the wilds by Amazon, banished like some elderly hermit who has dared to outlive the fashions of the age. No more buying, no more downloading, no more anything. After years of loyal service, the little thing is being marched...

The Met Police May Have a Point

I used to be genuinely disgusted by the Metropolitan Police and their new policy that requires every Freemason to declare their membership. At the time it felt like yet another strange idea born from the old conspiracy theories that cling to the Craft. The claim that...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 30

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 30. – Book you couldn’t put down.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 29

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 29. – A book you hated.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 28

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 28. – Favourite quote from a book.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 27

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 27. – Book that has been on your “to read” list the longest.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 26

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 26. – Book that makes you laugh out loud.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 25

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 25. – The most surprising plot twist or ending.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

So the press is reporting on “Frankenburger” The worlds first test-tube burger. And how it could revolutionise the food industry, bring an end to world famines (Although how many third world citizens can afford the $200,000 per burger cost I don’t know) and even be...

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People are Stupid.

People are Stupid.

Well technically I guess that should be “Customers are Stupid“. You do not believe me? Well here are two examples that happened this week. Example 1: I was being nice and answered the phone to help out the support guys, and the conversation went a bit like this :-...

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The Chair of DOOM!

The Chair of DOOM!

CR: “Chair of DOOM?“ WO: “OK, maybe “Chair of DOOM!” is a bit of an over-exaggeration, but it does have a much better ring than “Chair of Nerves“. Oh, Now i think of it “Chair of Terror” would be a much better title.” CR: “Then Why dont you change it?“ WO: “Couldn’t...

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Do Geeks Dream of Virtual Sheep?

Do Geeks Dream of Virtual Sheep?

I had an interesting dream last night, one that may give an interesting peak into my subconscious, or possibly suggest I should be kept under observation for safety reasons. Personally I think it simply backs up that age old quote for the Bible “The Geek shall...

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Sorry Kids, Christmas is Cancelled

Sorry Kids, Christmas is Cancelled

I am sorry I have to break this sad news to you Dear Constant Readers, but alas due to some bad judgement on the behalf of the jolly fat man, Christmas this year is cancelled. You see, as I was driving home from work the other night, in the dark, on icy roads Santa’s...

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11:11:11 11-11-11

11:11:11 11-11-11

Today is a special day in the geeky calendar. Happy Binary Day. Its the 11th second of the 11th minute of the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of the 11th year of this century. Just thought I’d mention this milestone because it's special people.. ...

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Sitting in the Chair of King Solomon

Sitting in the Chair of King Solomon

This evening I was Installed into the Chair of King Solomon. I am now the Worshipful Master of Llannerch Lodge No 9056. It was a very, very, very, very enjoyable night. The ceremony was eye opening, and there was a feast at the mid ceremony break. In fact there was so...

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Assassins Creed Brotherhood – Attack of the Glitch

Assassins Creed Brotherhood – Attack of the Glitch

As mentioned in This Post We finally got Assassins Creed Brotherhood (Or ACB as it will be known for the rest of this post) working fine for us to play together, and we have had a few good games. Now there has always been the odd glitch, people doing the lag jump, or...

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Hurricane Katia 0: Ninja Temple 1

Hurricane Katia 0: Ninja Temple 1

The start of this week saw parts of Wales hit with edges of Hurricane Katia, there was flooding, damage, cats and dogs raining from the sky, the four horsemen of the apocalypse started to saddle thier horses up ready to fly only to have to stand down after health and...

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Assassins Creed Brotherhood Connection Happiness

Assassins Creed Brotherhood Connection Happiness

You may remember Assassins Creed from such posts as Assassins Creed Brotherhood AKA You can’t Run but You can Hide! and Assassins Creed Brotherhood Connection Madness. If you do, then you will recall that we had been hit with the dreaded “the session is unreachable”...

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USA – Secret Summit

USA – Secret Summit

I recently had a mini holiday in Pwllheli, I’d gone to visit some old friends who were holidaying there at the time (*EDIT: Oddly all the friends there can probably be found in The Pleasuredome rest home for the mentally unstable.) This Mini-Holiday led to several...

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