Welcome to my Blog

This is actually Version 4 of my blog. 

  • Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
  • Version 2: Was on Livejournal
  • Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
  • Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!

Enjoy!

There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.

Weird Emails – Name a Fish after Me?

Weird Emails – Name a Fish after Me?

Greetings dear reader. If you’ve been reading my ramblings since the beginning (i.e. LiveJournal) Or you need severe Medical Mental Attention (Or are a stalker) and have spent time reading This blog since the beginning.  You will know that from...

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Weird Emails – Name a Fish after Me?

Push the button….

My finger is on the buttonMy finger is on the buttonMy finger is on the buttonPush the buttonThe time has come to…    GalvanizeGalvanize By The Chemical Brothers… Sunday night I went to the cinema with friends to watch “The Box“. I wanted to see...

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Off the Rails

Off the Rails

When learning a new programming language, The Internet convention is to make a “Hello World” program.  For those of you none-coders out there, that is as simple as it sounds. A simple program to output the words “Hello World” onto your screen, or a...

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WARNING! May Contain Nuts.

WARNING! May Contain Nuts.

So I was watching a Documentary style film the other night. It was called “New World Order” and was about a bunch of different well known Conspiracy Nuts, as they campaigned against the “Bilderberg Group” and the “New World Order“. It was an...

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Hallucinations of Mass Self-Sucide

Hallucinations of Mass Self-Sucide

OK, Before I get onto writing this post I feel I should point out that I am not 100% convinced suicide is the correct term for the title.  Now I am not a student of Latin, in fact the closest I have ever come to studying the language is lying with...

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How did no one die?

How did no one die?

I thought I would tell you about an incident that took place the other week on my commute into the Asylum.  Its an interesting look into the stupidity of the human mind, and how people will risk lives to get an extra few minutes before leaving for...

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Weird Emails – Name a Fish after Me?

Medical Misadventures

I am suffering from the medical condition “Vampire Eyes” again. “What is Vampire Eye?“ you ask, Well you should read some of the earlier blog posts where its mentioned in detail.  OK! I’m nice, I’ll  give a quick re-cap for the newer readers....

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How did no one die?

Diversion Deviants

I would like to give a mention of thanks to the Pranksters who made my Monday morning commute much easier than normal, while providing me with entertainment that’s kept me amused all day so far. Let me explain:- My current commute is a nightmare...

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