Will the last inmate released please turn off the lights & electric shock chair! The inmates at the Insane Asylum have just returned to their cells from a meeting with the Governor. At this meeting it was mentioned that due to the current...
This is actually Version 4 of my blog.
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Will the last inmate released please turn off the lights & electric shock chair! The inmates at the Insane Asylum have just returned to their cells from a meeting with the Governor. At this meeting it was mentioned that due to the current...
Yesterday I made my way back to work after a weeks holiday (Why do you always need a holiday to recover from a holiday?) As i traveled along my normal commute, I was hit with a closed road & diversion. Now this is a bit of a tricky one as...
I read a book many, many years ago. It was one of the Foundation series by Isaac Asimov, Either second foundation, or foundation and earth, I forget which. (I did read them all in order straight after each other, so the actual books blurred into...
Some nostalgia found on the old Pleasuredome website (c)99 The sign on the gate said Pleasuredome rest home for the mentally unstable. Wheels crunched on the gravel path. An old man in an armored wheelchair rolled past, pointing his plastic pulse...
This post should be read to the theme tune of Road Rage by Catatonia. You could be taking it easy on yourselfYou should be making it easy on yourselfCause you and I know,It’s all over the front page, you give me road rage Road Rage by Catatonia ...
Sometimes when you come up with a new project to work on you jump right in without fully considering all the possible side projects you will need to work on to get the main project working. For example:- Step one of my Server Side Mail Filters SSMF...
I have to admit I am a bit unorganised in the email department! In fact, that’s a bit of an understatement! I am extremely unorganised in the email department! Due to different projects, and historical reasons I have several domain names, with...
Cake or death? Uh, cake please. All right… You, cake or death? Cake please! Here. Next! You, cake or death? Death please. No, cake! You said death first! I know, but I meant cake! Oh, all right. You’re lucky we’re Church of England… You, cake or...
It seems the Insane Asylum is haunted, or we have the worlds weirdest burglars. Last night as I made my bid for freedom I left Gawain my trusty work desktop recompiling its kernel, and doing other re-compiles of parts of its OS. I know it was doing...
It is a straightforward question. If you need to cheat to win, have you really won? Can you give a whoop of joy and flick you nose at the losers? Can you boast about your skills? In fact, is anyone impressed? I’d say NOT! Now, I can understand how...