Greetings dear reader.
If you’ve been reading my ramblings since the beginning (i.e. LiveJournal) Or you need severe Medical Mental Attention (Or are a stalker) and have spent time reading This blog since the beginning. You will know that from time to time I will post one of the weird and wonderful emails I get from people sitting “The Insanity Test!”
One day I intend to collect the weirdest, the funniest, and the ones from military people at the front lines (doing the test while under fire) or the people from the whitehouse/congress/parliament, and put them all into a book format and try and get it published. (Or blackmail said people in the whitehouse/congress/parliament)
Anyway.. Here’s one from today.
Subject: Merry time of year when christians say christmas
Indeed this is a joyous time of year when often people will dress in red fluffy suits
and give out things of a free nature!!!Indeed these are Auspicious days
I plan to secure an aquarium and capture a crayfish of the genus Astacopisis to live in it
probably Astacopisis franklinii but if I discover a new species that’s good too!!!that is part of the reason why I am writing to you now my love if I do discover a new species
I want you to help me come up with it’s common name!!!what an Honor for you!!!
*hug*
awaiting your reply with held breath
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The persons name, and that of their computer were BLANKED for legal reasons.