Wayne was born at a very early age and has not died yet, which is something he considers to be a bit of an achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, went into the chair for the first time in 2011, and started giving talks across several Provinces in early 2017, before joining NWAMS as a speaker in 2021.

He Is an accidentally established Masonic author and has had articles published in several Masonic and non-Masonic periodicals.

by Wayne Pendragon Owens

I am an Author, Freemason, Rosicrucian, Blood Biker, Widows Son, CodeNinja, Spod, Hacker, Son, Uncle, Brother, Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

16th December 2009

Weird Emails – Name a Fish after Me?

Greetings dear reader.

If you’ve been reading my ramblings since the beginning (i.e. LiveJournal) Or you need severe Medical Mental Attention (Or are a stalker) and have spent time reading This blog since the beginning.  You will know that from time to time I will post one of the weird and wonderful emails I get from people sitting “The Insanity Test!

One day I intend to collect the weirdest, the funniest, and the ones from military people at the front lines (doing the test while under fire) or the people from the whitehouse/congress/parliament, and put them all into a book format and try and get it published.  (Or blackmail said people in the whitehouse/congress/parliament)

Anyway.. Here’s one from today.

Subject: Merry time of year when christians say christmas

Indeed this is a joyous time of year when often people will dress in red fluffy suits
and give out things of a free nature!!!

Indeed these are Auspicious days

I plan to secure an aquarium and capture a crayfish of the genus Astacopisis to live in it
probably Astacopisis franklinii but if I discover a new species that’s good too!!!

that is part of the reason why I am writing to you now my love if I do discover a new species
I want you to help me come up with it’s common name!!!

what an Honor for you!!!

*hug*

awaiting your reply with held breath

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The persons name, and that of their computer were BLANKED for legal reasons.