Greetings & Salutations!

Wayne is a polymath who was born at a very early age and, quite impressively, has not died yet-something he considers to be a notable achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, the Holy Royal Arch in 2007, the S.R.I.A. in 2012, and the Ancient & Accepted Rite in 2013. In 2011, Wayne became the Master of Llannerch Lodge and has spent fourteen of the following fifteen years in one chair or another. His commitment to Masonry is extensive. He was a founding member of the Widows Sons North Wales chapter, served as the Provincial Webmaster for five years, the Assistant Provincial Mentor for five years, and was part of the Membership Pathways Team also for five years. Additionally, Wayne was an active member of the North Wales Association of Masonic Study for eight years,  as both a Speaker and committee member, he has also been giving talks across several provinces since 2017.

Wayne is also a fervent supporter of the Blood Bikes Wales charity, dedicating his time and effort to this vital cause, raising over £50,000 from talks and presentations.

Put simply Wayne is A Blood Biker, A CodeNinja, A Gamer, A Hacker, A Blogger, A Writer & Poet, A Speaker, A Freemason, A Rosicrucian, A Reader, A Spod, A Son, An Uncle, A Brother, A Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

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Recent News & Blog Posts

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 08

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 07

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Happy International Women’s Day!

I’ll be honest… when I first heard it was International Women’s Day I assumed it was like the food aisle in Aldi. You know…Italian women… Spanish women… maybe a limited-time Greek one in the middle aisle next to the inflatable kayak. So naturally I asked if you get a...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 06

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 05

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 04

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Dear Roadwork Gods, Have I Upset You Again?

I am increasingly convinced that I’ve once again offended the Gods of Roadworks. There can be no other explanation for the chaos that unfolded last night, so allow me to present the evidence. I’d been over in Mostyn for a meeting. All perfectly ordinary. I already...

O2 Contract Renewal – AKA Scam Cold Callers

I’ve just received (checks notes) the twentieth phone call this week from a very polite, very determined, very Indian‑sounding gentleman named Dave. Or Steve. Or occasionally John. All of whom, coincidentally, are “just calling from O2 about my contract renewal.” Now,...
IT workers + Coffee = Peace

IT workers + Coffee = Peace

There should be a form of Caffeine-Breathalyser fitted to all computers that prevent incoming emails unless the operator has a sufficient amount of caffeine in their system to cope with lUsers. For my example I shall use my morning. 9am: Get into office, log into...

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Busby Update – Obscure Code

Busby Update – Obscure Code

I thought I would just give you some update's on the fun of Busby's “Obscure Code”. AKA: The bane of the Internet.Update 1. After months of development, and testing we now have data files that meet the hundreds of requirements imposed on us by Busby. The file was...

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Sys.Admin you Long Time. 10 dollar

Sys.Admin you Long Time. 10 dollar

a.k.a Freelance Whoring A customer of where I work, who we will in the trend of this blog call “RedBack“, emailed me last night, unofficially and off the record. So its good I am protecting their identity :0) This customer has a server, but no Sys.Admin to look after...

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Historical Code or How Much Of The Internet Does Nothing

Historical Code or How Much Of The Internet Does Nothing

Here is a Question. How much of the Internet’s Backbone is obsolete. Code that no one knows what it does or how it works? Let me give you an example: - I have recently been integrating my companies systems into several of the Major Telecommunications Companies own...

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False Security – When I.T. Decisions go Wrong

False Security – When I.T. Decisions go Wrong

One of our customers recently moved half their business away from us to a BIGGER networking company for added security, better service, and to prevent having all their eggs in one basket. They had been looking into disaster recovery for a while, ever since they asked...

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Why Geeks should never be allowed to make decisions

Why Geeks should never be allowed to make decisions

So at the weekly “Blame & Shame” meeting,  it was mentioned that the SMS notifications of Server problems were possibly a bit excessive. The monitoring system sends out a notification of a problem every hour. If you happen to have your phone switched off over...

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The Geek “Which came first?” Question

The Geek “Which came first?” Question

I’ve just finished re-watching the 1st season of “The I.T. Crowd“. I was reconfiguring a Laptop and needed something playing in the background. Now one of the running jokes in the show is the answer-all response to all phone requests “Have you tried turning it off and...

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Fourth Masonic Step

Fourth Masonic Step

This evening I became a Companion of the Holy Royal Arch. There are three degrees in Masonry, the Entered Apprentice, the Fellowcraft, and the Master Mason including the royal arch. So while the Royal Arch is a separate order, it is highly linked to Masonry, and...

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The Animals Have Gone Mad

The Animals Have Gone Mad

A strange thing happened to me on the way into the office this morning…. That almost sounds like the start of a cheesy joke. But. Seriously. Driving into work this morning I got into a game of chicken with a Magpie, and almost lost. (It ended in a draw), Driving along...

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The Weekend – AKA The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

The Weekend – AKA The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly

I have not posted for a while, so I Figure I’ll post some kind of update whilst waiting for a phone call/email/contact of some form. So the weekend just gone : – The GoodWell I went out sat night, had a nice meal in a place where the staff were dressed up as pirates....

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Google “likes” meme

Google “likes” meme

I have seen this on multiple friends LiveJournal's, and other places all over the internet. It looks nice, simple and safe. So the idea is, you type “[your name] likes to” into Google and list ten things the Internet thinks you like to do. Oh but it gets worrying!...

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