Greetings & Salutations!

Wayne is a polymath who was born at a very early age and, quite impressively, has not died yet-something he considers to be a notable achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, the Holy Royal Arch in 2007, the S.R.I.A. in 2012, and the Ancient & Accepted Rite in 2013. In 2011, Wayne became the Master of Llannerch Lodge and has spent fourteen of the following fifteen years in one chair or another. His commitment to Masonry is extensive. He was a founding member of the Widows Sons North Wales chapter, served as the Provincial Webmaster for five years, the Assistant Provincial Mentor for five years, and was part of the Membership Pathways Team also for five years. Additionally, Wayne was an active member of the North Wales Association of Masonic Study for eight years,  as both a Speaker and committee member, he has also been giving talks across several provinces since 2017.

Wayne is also a fervent supporter of the Blood Bikes Wales charity, dedicating his time and effort to this vital cause, raising over £50,000 from talks and presentations.

Put simply Wayne is A Blood Biker, A CodeNinja, A Gamer, A Hacker, A Blogger, A Writer & Poet, A Speaker, A Freemason, A Rosicrucian, A Reader, A Spod, A Son, An Uncle, A Brother, A Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

From the Pen of Wayne Owens

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Recent News & Blog Posts

The Cost of Progress – AKA Forced e-Waste

My poor old Kindle is about to be exiled to the wilds by Amazon, banished like some elderly hermit who has dared to outlive the fashions of the age. No more buying, no more downloading, no more anything. After years of loyal service, the little thing is being marched...

The Met Police May Have a Point

I used to be genuinely disgusted by the Metropolitan Police and their new policy that requires every Freemason to declare their membership. At the time it felt like yet another strange idea born from the old conspiracy theories that cling to the Craft. The claim that...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 30

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 30. – Book you couldn’t put down.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 29

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 29. – A book you hated.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 28

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 28. – Favourite quote from a book.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 27

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 27. – Book that has been on your “to read” list the longest.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 26

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 26. – Book that makes you laugh out loud.

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 25

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question.
DAY 25. – The most surprising plot twist or ending.

Schrodinger’s Snow

Schrodinger’s Snow

I have a new theory! R: “You say you have a new theory about the brontosaurus.?“ W: “errr No. I said I had a new theory! nobody mentioned a brontosaurus.“ R: “Right, Got You… So What’s your theory about the brontosaurus.?“ W: “Arrrrrggghhhhh!” ::sigh:: “OK, This...

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Bloody Small Yappy Dogs!

Bloody Small Yappy Dogs!

While most of you were spending the weekend celebrating either “Valentines Day” or the “Chinese New Year” I was not celebrating, Not even Wales winning the Rugby could cheer me up. You see I had to get rid of one of my Dogs the weekend. I have (or Had) Two large...

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It’s this stupid movie. It’s called “Coffins from Hell.”

It’s this stupid movie. It’s called “Coffins from Hell.”

Just a quickie post: The Blog equivalent of a Knee trembler on the fire-escape at the back of a night club. Or if you was a Tiv Regular back in “the good ole days!” then a quick visit to that middle floor seating area. Hang on… I’ve gone of topic slightly, and to be...

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Time Waits for No Man. But What if he doesn’t turn up?

Time Waits for No Man. But What if he doesn’t turn up?

The Masonic Season starts again this month, And last night I was dutifully at Rehearsals. Well it was needed as everyone moved up a rung on the ladder at the last meeting, and this is the first ceremony we will do in our new positions. So We all start turning up at...

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I saw the Devil ice-skating to work

I saw the Devil ice-skating to work

I have been thinking, and am a bit confused. R: “A Bit?“ W: “OK. I’m often confused. I just figured I’d type out my confusion and at the same time send out a call to arms!.” For the last several years you would have to have been living as a hermit is a small cave on...

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Somebody Shoot Busby

Somebody Shoot Busby

I wonder if there is any of the old “Busby” Puppets/Models/Anything still around I could get my hands on, and then film its destruction by the use of Thermite. I think something along those lines defiantly needs doing, as the Fat Yellow BarSteward is currently the...

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So, what’s the fox urine for?

So, what’s the fox urine for?

Snow… Snow… Snow… All I can see is snow.  The worlds covered in a thick blanket of fluffy white snow almost a foot deep. Now this was a beautiful and wondrous thing for the first few days, but now? After over a week of being trapped indoors, unable to go out, its...

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The Universe Hates me

The Universe Hates me

I am on holiday this week.  A full week away from the Insane Asylum, work, customers or as I like to call them “The Bane of My Life“.  So far I’m still full of the festive cheer, festive beer, and festive treats.  I have been working my way through the DVD’s I got for...

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The Unofficial Insane Asylum End-of-Year Event

The Unofficial Insane Asylum End-of-Year Event

Well last night the SysAdmins of the Insane Asylum had the closest thing to an Office Party/Do/Event for the celebration of the Winter shutdown that the Insane Asylum will be having this year. The DemonPenguin and Myself went from the office to see Avater 3D.  Well...

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