Greetings & Salutations!

Wayne is a polymath who was born at a very early age and, quite impressively, has not died yet-something he considers to be a notable achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, the Holy Royal Arch in 2007, the S.R.I.A. in 2012, and the Ancient & Accepted Rite in 2013. In 2011, Wayne became the Master of Llannerch Lodge and has spent fourteen of the following fifteen years in one chair or another. His commitment to Masonry is extensive. He was a founding member of the Widows Sons North Wales chapter, served as the Provincial Webmaster for five years, the Assistant Provincial Mentor for five years, and was part of the Membership Pathways Team also for five years. Additionally, Wayne was an active member of the North Wales Association of Masonic Study for eight years,  as both a Speaker and committee member, he has also been giving talks across several provinces since 2017.

Wayne is also a fervent supporter of the Blood Bikes Wales charity, dedicating his time and effort to this vital cause, raising over £50,000 from talks and presentations.

Put simply Wayne is A Blood Biker, A CodeNinja, A Gamer, A Hacker, A Blogger, A Writer & Poet, A Speaker, A Freemason, A Rosicrucian, A Reader, A Spod, A Son, An Uncle, A Brother, A Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

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Recent News & Blog Posts

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 08

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 07

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Happy International Women’s Day!

I’ll be honest… when I first heard it was International Women’s Day I assumed it was like the food aisle in Aldi. You know…Italian women… Spanish women… maybe a limited-time Greek one in the middle aisle next to the inflatable kayak. So naturally I asked if you get a...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 06

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 05

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 04

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Dear Roadwork Gods, Have I Upset You Again?

I am increasingly convinced that I’ve once again offended the Gods of Roadworks. There can be no other explanation for the chaos that unfolded last night, so allow me to present the evidence. I’d been over in Mostyn for a meeting. All perfectly ordinary. I already...

O2 Contract Renewal – AKA Scam Cold Callers

I’ve just received (checks notes) the twentieth phone call this week from a very polite, very determined, very Indian‑sounding gentleman named Dave. Or Steve. Or occasionally John. All of whom, coincidentally, are “just calling from O2 about my contract renewal.” Now,...
100 Days Challenge – The Interview

100 Days Challenge – The Interview

1. Do you collect anything? If so, what? Good Question Wayne. Do I collect anything? Does the broken dreams and crushed souls of people who have upset me count? No? Ok Then I do not collect anything, well apart from Books, Computer Games, Knives, Dice (New one I just...

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I Have the Best (But Oddest) Friends

I Have the Best (But Oddest) Friends

Apparently last night Geek Goddess Felicia Day Tweeted the following.I did not see the tweet myself due to being asleep. What I did see was the emails waiting for me in my inbox, and the DM’s on Facebook/Twitter from different friends. Mostly along the lines of...

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Dear Reader

Dear Reader

Greetings and Salutations I decided to write you a letter, and this is it. Yes this —-=> here <=—- So… The letter… How shall I begin?… Let me count the ways I could begin. Dear You Oi Mush Ewwo Greetings and salutations Time for tubby bye bye?? But all these...

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Genetically Engineered Animals Fight Back.

Genetically Engineered Animals Fight Back.

Ok, so you are probably looking at the title of this post and wondering “WTF is he on about now?” or maybe you think its a GM crop style post. Well Whatever is going through your mind right about now I bet its not what the content of this post is actually about. So...

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Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (S.R.I.A)

Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (S.R.I.A)

This evening I joined the Societas Rosicruciana in Anglia (SRIA). This is the first completely side order in Masonry I have joined, and one I have been interested in for a few years now, ever since I read about it in "Beyond the craft". The Order seemed interesting to...

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Inmates Assemble

Inmates Assemble

Last night some of the Inmates at the asylum staged an escape, we went over the tunnel and through the wire before making a mad run through torrential rain into England for FREEEEEEEDOM and the Avengers movie. The escapees consisted of, DemonPengu, YoYoMan, Myself and...

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Customer Rant

Customer Rant

Because its healthy to vent the spleen! Now I’m sure I have Blogged about this customer before, but for the life of me I can not remember what name I gave him (Maybe I should keep track of the names I assign people). Anyway today we shall refer to the...

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Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

“Once a month four ladies discuss a Vaginal Fantasy book in a G+ Hangout. Interpret at will.” That's the premise of this group off their website, and basically that's what it is. Two months back Felicia Day, Bonnie Burton, Veronica Belmont and Kiala Kazebee* teamed up...

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Dear Cold-Callers. Please STOP……….It’s Hammer Time!

Dear Cold-Callers. Please STOP……….It’s Hammer Time!

Thanks to a push on PPI miss-sales, and attempts to get you to switch service providers (Phone, Internet, Electric, Gas, Water, Etc) plus the usual ones trying to sell Mobile Phone contracts, con you into insuring Sky etc, My incoming phone calls are 90% Cold Callers....

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I do not think it means what you think it means.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

So the press is reporting on “Frankenburger” The worlds first test-tube burger. And how it could revolutionise the food industry, bring an end to world famines (Although how many third world citizens can afford the $200,000 per burger cost I don’t know) and even be...

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People are Stupid.

People are Stupid.

Well technically I guess that should be “Customers are Stupid“. You do not believe me? Well here are two examples that happened this week. Example 1: I was being nice and answered the phone to help out the support guys, and the conversation went a bit like this :-...

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