Greetings & Salutations!

Wayne is a polymath who was born at a very early age and, quite impressively, has not died yet-something he considers to be a notable achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, the Holy Royal Arch in 2007, the S.R.I.A. in 2012, and the Ancient & Accepted Rite in 2013. In 2011, Wayne became the Master of Llannerch Lodge and has spent fourteen of the following fifteen years in one chair or another. His commitment to Masonry is extensive. He was a founding member of the Widows Sons North Wales chapter, served as the Provincial Webmaster for five years, the Assistant Provincial Mentor for five years, and was part of the Membership Pathways Team also for five years. Additionally, Wayne was an active member of the North Wales Association of Masonic Study for eight years,  as both a Speaker and committee member, he has also been giving talks across several provinces since 2017.

Wayne is also a fervent supporter of the Blood Bikes Wales charity, dedicating his time and effort to this vital cause, raising over £50,000 from talks and presentations.

Put simply Wayne is A Blood Biker, A CodeNinja, A Gamer, A Hacker, A Blogger, A Writer & Poet, A Speaker, A Freemason, A Rosicrucian, A Reader, A Spod, A Son, An Uncle, A Brother, A Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

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Recent News & Blog Posts

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 05

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 04

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Dear Roadwork Gods, Have I Upset You Again?

I am increasingly convinced that I’ve once again offended the Gods of Roadworks. There can be no other explanation for the chaos that unfolded last night, so allow me to present the evidence. I’d been over in Mostyn for a meeting. All perfectly ordinary. I already...

O2 Contract Renewal – AKA Scam Cold Callers

I’ve just received (checks notes) the twentieth phone call this week from a very polite, very determined, very Indian‑sounding gentleman named Dave. Or Steve. Or occasionally John. All of whom, coincidentally, are “just calling from O2 about my contract renewal.” Now,...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 03

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 02

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 01

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Happy St David’s Day from the Land of Leeks, Legends, and Laughter!

On this most Welsh of days, when daffodils bloom, dragons stir, and even the leeks stand tall with pride. We raise a toast (of water, if we’re being strangely saintly) to Dewi Sant, our patron of piety, poetry, and peculiar diets.Born in the 6th century on a stormy...
The Gay Test

The Gay Test

There has been a lot of online discussion about the possible Laws/Bills in America allowing those who object to refuse to serve same-sex couples, and how it is a major step backwards in the evolution of America. I am not going to discuss it here because it has been...

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Throwback Thursday

Throwback Thursday

So Apparently this is a thing. “Throwback Thursday” is where you post a picture from your distant past on some form of Social Media. So I guess I should at least do it once 😉 One of my first appearances in a Newspaper (And not in the most wanted section) Back when I...

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Joining a new Lodge (Wrexhamian 6715)

Joining a new Lodge (Wrexhamian 6715)

I have finally decided on my new Lodge. I have been visiting multiple lodges in the Wrexham area, trying to decide which will be my new Masonic Lodge. I have finally selected the right one, and this evening I became a member. The Lodge is Wrexhamian 6815. And the...

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The 11 Questions Meme

The 11 Questions Meme

I got tagged in one of those blog-meme type things… And since I always try to be as helpful as I can, I have decided to complete it. So here goes nothing!1. Are you a cat or dog or bird person?  Dog person. Dog’s are cool, loyal, a man’s best friend. They go for walks...

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Conversations with Customers

Conversations with Customers

Wayne Owens: “Hello!” Customer: “Hi, I am on holiday…..” WO: *interrupting* “You phoned up to tell us you’re on holiday? that’s a bit of a Dick move isn’t it?” C: “What?? No I’m on Holiday at the minute……” WO: *Interrupting again* “So you thought you would phone us to...

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Friday 13th – triple bad look score Part 2

Friday 13th – triple bad look score Part 2

Today is Friday 13Th. Don’t Panic. It is just a stupid superstition right? In this modern technological world we have no need for ancient superstitions right? Or in this impersonal online world are we more in need of reminders of things beyond our comprehension? Did...

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Doctor Who?

Doctor Who?

Doctor Who is a Timelord, and as it’s been stated many times over the years TimeLords can regenerate 12 times. It is a fixed number! Now counting the original Form + 12 Regenerations A time lord basically has 13 Lives. After that he is no more, Unless like the Master...

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Customers are Special

Customers are Special

So the other day the Support Guys were a bit confused over a request in the Ticketing system. Subject: Website URL’s Please could you set the following websites to point to IP 192.168.123.2...

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Friday 13th – triple bad look score Part 1

Friday 13th – triple bad look score Part 1

Today is Friday 13Th. Don’t Panic. It is just a stupid superstition right? In this modern technological world we have no need for ancient superstitions right? Or in this impersonal online world are we more in need of reminders of things beyond our comprehension? Did...

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Wrexham Gets Super Prison

Wrexham Gets Super Prison

So it’s been announced today that Wrexham has “WON” and we are to get the UK’s first Massive Super Prison. This is a similar “Winning” to when you go to get checked out at the VD clinic and “WIN” a course of treatment. Wrexham as a town has been declining for a while,...

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When is a Troll not a Troll?

When is a Troll not a Troll?

When its a Bully. The Internet is full of terms and names that date way back into the mists of Internet-Time, when all these sites were tree’s and the Internet Denizens roamed and grazed in peace. A Time when you could use a term like “Hacker” or “Spod” or “Newbie”...

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