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Wayne is a polymath who was born at a very early age and, quite impressively, has not died yet-something he considers to be a notable achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, the Holy Royal Arch in 2007, the S.R.I.A. in 2012, and the Ancient & Accepted Rite in 2013. In 2011, Wayne became the Master of Llannerch Lodge and has spent fourteen of the following fifteen years in one chair or another. His commitment to Masonry is extensive. He was a founding member of the Widows Sons North Wales chapter, served as the Provincial Webmaster for five years, the Assistant Provincial Mentor for five years, and was part of the Membership Pathways Team also for five years. Additionally, Wayne was an active member of the North Wales Association of Masonic Study for eight years,  as both a Speaker and committee member, he has also been giving talks across several provinces since 2017.

Wayne is also a fervent supporter of the Blood Bikes Wales charity, dedicating his time and effort to this vital cause, raising over £50,000 from talks and presentations.

Put simply Wayne is A Blood Biker, A CodeNinja, A Gamer, A Hacker, A Blogger, A Writer & Poet, A Speaker, A Freemason, A Rosicrucian, A Reader, A Spod, A Son, An Uncle, A Brother, A Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

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Recent News & Blog Posts

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 05

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 04

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Dear Roadwork Gods, Have I Upset You Again?

I am increasingly convinced that I’ve once again offended the Gods of Roadworks. There can be no other explanation for the chaos that unfolded last night, so allow me to present the evidence. I’d been over in Mostyn for a meeting. All perfectly ordinary. I already...

O2 Contract Renewal – AKA Scam Cold Callers

I’ve just received (checks notes) the twentieth phone call this week from a very polite, very determined, very Indian‑sounding gentleman named Dave. Or Steve. Or occasionally John. All of whom, coincidentally, are “just calling from O2 about my contract renewal.” Now,...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 03

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 02

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

The 30 Day Book Challenge – Day 01

The idea is delightfully simple: for 30 days, you post once a day in response to a book-themed question. That’s it. No essays, no footnotes, no need to summon the ghost of Shakespeare, just honest answers, curious reflections, and maybe a few cheeky confessions about...

Happy St David’s Day from the Land of Leeks, Legends, and Laughter!

On this most Welsh of days, when daffodils bloom, dragons stir, and even the leeks stand tall with pride. We raise a toast (of water, if we’re being strangely saintly) to Dewi Sant, our patron of piety, poetry, and peculiar diets.Born in the 6th century on a stormy...
One More than the Queen of England – Revisited

One More than the Queen of England – Revisited

Last week I was annoying my mother while visiting my parents, and she threatened me :- Mother: “Just remember your birthday is coming up!” Me: “Yup, next Saturday!” Mother: “Yes, Sunday” Me: “Sat-ur-day!” Mother: “No, Sunday, Saturday is the 1st” Me: “Yes, the 1st,...

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o2 Sales Call

o2 Sales Call

I just had a nice entertaining sales call from o2. O2: “Hi, we’re calling from o2 to thank you for being a loyal customer and to let you know about some great offers we have for you to thank you for being loyal. Are you free to talk?” Me: *watches code compile* “Sure...

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Katawa Shoujo – UPDATE

Katawa Shoujo – UPDATE

You may recall a previous post where I was playing “Katawa Shoujo” after watching along with  Metadating, which was one of the original Geek & Sundry shows. If you don’t remember it, or did not read it, or maybe suffer from long term memory issues due to a alleged...

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Katawa Shoujo

Katawa Shoujo

I have been slowly trying to catch up on a backlog of Films, TV Programs & YouTube shows. To demonstrate just how bad the backlog is. I’m currently catching up on Metadating, which was one of the shows on the 1st year of Geek & Sundry back in 2012?. (I know...

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Happy We let you off the Reins to Join the Big Kids Day

Happy We let you off the Reins to Join the Big Kids Day

Four score and seven years ago, or in 1776 We decided that the young country of America had become old enough to trust not to run out in front of traffic, or try and play with dangerous animals and as such we took the reins off. There comes a time in every parents...

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Full Moon Powered Friday 13th

Full Moon Powered Friday 13th

Today is Friday 13Th. Don’t Panic. It is just a stupid superstition right? In this modern technological world we have no need for ancient superstitions right? Or in this impersonal online world are we more in need of reminders of things beyond our comprehension? And...

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Sitting in the Chair of the Holy Royal Arch – Chair 3

Sitting in the Chair of the Holy Royal Arch – Chair 3

This evening I was Installed into the Chair of Joshua. In the Holy Royal Arch the Masters chair is actually split into three chairs. The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Principals. representing Zerubbabel, Haggai and Joshua. This evening I entered the first of the chairs, which is...

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Graig Aid Music Festival 2014

Graig Aid Music Festival 2014

Hi Everybody. It is that time of year again when the GraigAid People are pleased to announce that they are back again for this year’s two day charity live music festival which will be held on the 25th and 26th July 2014. We here at the Three-Ninjas in...

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Search Terms

Search Terms

I was looking at the various “Search terms” that bring people to this little site. Hey It is always good to know your audience. Although in some of these cases it is probably not wise to know, or acknowledge your audience. Better to back away slowly without making any...

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Jung Explorer, Have I changed?

Jung Explorer, Have I changed?

Dear Constant Reader, If you have been around this blog since the beginning, or in a really really bored moment actually went and read the old posts you will be aware that every so often I retest my personality using the Jung Explorer test to see if I have changed as...

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Sometimes I am a Dick

Sometimes I am a Dick

*Phone rungs* Me: “Good afternoon, Insane Asylum!” Caller: “Hi. can I speak to Joan Crawshore please.” Me: “Who? Sorry no one of that name here.” Caller: “Sorry it’s who I have down as a contact there, well who can I talk to about changing your power supplier.”...

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The Second Annual International Tabletop Day

The Second Annual International Tabletop Day

Has it really been a YEAR since the 1st ever INTERNATIONAL TABLETOP DAY? I guess it must have been, because This Saturday (5th April) is the Second annual International Tabletop day. If you are reading this post and blinking in confusion, or are wondering WTF is going...

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