I have recently reconnected with some old friends on various Social Networking sites, and we have been catching up and reminding each other of various stories and escapades from the past. I will probably post a few of the more “safe” stories on here at some point. Until then, and to counter the last post of mine which was political, here is a series of quotes that were recorded at the 1997 Birmingham Spod meet (See I told you I would Post them! I just needed to find the bit of paper).
Basically someone said something that sounded “dodgy” so a pen & paper was found and people started making a list of all the innocent things said that could be taken out of context and sound “iffy”. There was a running count being kept of who was winning.
LUCIFER : Aarrgghh, Don’t sit on my hand.
BIGPHIL : It’s a good method for foreplay.
PHOENIX : Oh no, he sat on the spike
MRBLACK : I’ll have some.
JONAH : Anything in it?
LUCIFER : He wants to get a shot of that before they clean it up.
PHOENIX : He’s obviously not going hard enough.
PHOENIX : Don’t make me hurt you Greg.
-=> …(Extended wrestling)…(Greg hurled from room)…
GREG : BITCH!
GREG : 4 of you eh?
JONAH : So, nobody wants any cucumber?
BIGPHIL : You can go in another room and do it, I don’t care.
LUCIFER : Then it goes down nice and syrupy.
MRBLACK : It just doesn’t dry up.
GREG : How big is it then Phil?
LUCIFER : I’m going to wash my hands cos they’re all sticky.
PHOENIX : Yes, well we won’t go into that.
GREG : Stop penetrating my soul.
PHOENIX : I haven’t touched your shoes.
PHOENIX : Better to take then one at a time, I reckon.
PHOENIX : It’s the sweat that does it.
BIGPHIL : You really took pleasure in that didn’t you son?
BIGPHIL : You might get a groan out of him and then he’ll go to sleep.
LUCIFER : Imagine getting that out your arse.
MRBLACK : One at a time please.
PHOENIX : Isn’t that an interesting crease?
PHOENIX : Oh damn – just 3 inches too short.
PHOENIX : Bah! But I would have triumphed if it wasn’t for you pesky kids!