Wayne was born at a very early age and has not died yet, which is something he considers to be a bit of an achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, went into the chair for the first time in 2011, and started giving talks across several Provinces in early 2017, before joining NWAMS as a speaker in 2021.

He Is an accidentally established Masonic author and has had articles published in several Masonic and non-Masonic periodicals.

by Wayne Pendragon Owens

I am an Author, Freemason, Rosicrucian, Blood Biker, Widows Son, CodeNinja, Spod, Hacker, Son, Uncle, Brother, Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

27th April 2006

LiveJournal Interview – Ammos

There is a trend on LiveJournal where your friends get to interview you by asking FIVE questions.

The idea is, so they can find out more about you, or get the answers to questions that have always wandered about. You then had to respond by asking five questions back.

Interview by Ammos.

1. If you met the perfect woman what would your first date be like?
What would you do?
Ah. A hypothetical question, For there is no perfect woman :0)

Well we would start off on a tour of her families brewery, before jumping on her private jet and shooting off to Egypt for a lovely picnic on the top of a pyramid watching the sun go down. Then a quick helicopter ride to her cruise ship for a night time cruise down the Nile with her three identical clones for some multi-person fun!

Well there is no such thing as the “Perfect Woman” so I can have a make believe first date!
(ask any bloke if they know someone who dated/married a woman who’s beautiful and intelligent and all bar REDACTED will say NO 🙂 )

2. Chocolate or sex and why?
Easy one. I may be in touch with my feminine side, and I may have nothing but sweet teeth, and have a love of chocolate, cakes, and all things similar (As my waistline shows) But at the end of the day I am male, and as such most my thinking is done with my second brain, and as such there can be only one answer. SEX!!

Well chocolate only lasts a minute and its gone, never to be re seen, while sex can last much longer, and can be done over and over and over…

3. What does doing martial arts bring to your life?
Well on the plus side it brings an increased confidence, an outlet for my psychotic tendencies, and new friends who would help you move bodies, and a way to prevent me becoming the type of potato person most desk based IT people become over time.

But it also brings constant bruises, paranoia, and an increase in psychotic tendencies, and meeting lots of new scary people who would help you move the bodies.

4. Whats your favourite place to visit and why? Also if you could go anywhere at all would you have a different favourite place and if yes what would it be?
Hummm, decisions, decisions… Well for peace, tranquility, and the chance to think I would day “Castel Dinas Bran”.. But as all time Fav, I’ll go for the “Whitby Goth Weekend”, you get a great bunch of people, decent music, in a lovely village, the peace of the abbey, the great pubs, and every time you do a pub crawl or spend time just sitting in a pub you make loads of new friends, and have a great time…

As to the second part of the Question, Its hard to say, I can answer YES if i had access to anywhere in the world, then my fav place would change, but where to pick, I want to see the egypt, and the inca ruins, and japan, New Orleans, and so on… But would these places live up to their expectations or be less impressive in reality. No, I have it, If I could go anywhere, I would pick Atlantis :0)

5. If you had an unlimited amount of wealth suddenly what would you do with the money? What would your first large purchase be? Also do you think that having truly gross sums of money would change you and if yes how?
:0) Let me take a moment to sit back and enjoy the idea……….

Ok back now. My first large purchase would be a large chunk of welsh woodland to build myself a house. Then I would use my new wealth to give up work, and finance explorations for places like Atlantis, and to study the hidden rooms in the pyramids, and the chamber in Roslyn chapel… While living a playboy lifestyle, as I got myself super fit with a bunch of cool gadgets and an outfit that strikes fear into the criminal, err one second that’s Bruce Wayne.

Ok forget the crime fighting bit, but otherwise the playboy lifestyle, while investigating stuff that interests me would be great. So yes it would change me, I’d be happier, less stressed, have more free time, and a much better gadget selection, and have plenty of time to do all the stuff i like!!