Recently while watching an episode of the 1970’s series “Wonder Woman” I realised a very significant Superhero fact.

Wonder Woman is this attractive, super powered Hero until she puts on some normal clothes and a pair of glasses and becomes plain old Diana Prince Secretary.

Superman, The man of steel, A super powered Hero until he dresses in normal clothes and puts on a pair of glasses and becomes plain old Clark Kent reporter.

So working with these facts I reverse engineered the whole Superhero effect. And after hours of complex formulas and MATHS!!! I came up with the underlying logic of super powers. Glasses counter powers.

Armed with this knowledge I did the only sensible next step in testing my theory. I removed my glasses and put my pants on the outside,  thereby granting myself Super Powers!!!

PEOPLE!!!!

Mathematics Lies!!!

Turns out working backwards and taking a plain normal person, dressing them as a superhero and removing their glasses does not grant them superpowers 🙁

On a side note, I will accept full responsibility for the injuries sustained in this scientific experimentation.  In hindsight, maybe the “Can leap tall buildings in a single bound” testing should have been jumping from the ground upwards, and not off the top of a tall building.

Also, Flying is not easy to learn when falling. Mother Birds are bitches for throwing their kids out the nest to see if they can fly!!!

Hopefully the casts will come off soon, and I’ll be back up on my foot, Who needs two legs really? I think I’m just one step closer to every humans goal of being a killer cyborg.

Wayne Owens.
Mild Mannered Blogger and not super hero at all.