Wayne Pendragon Owens

Wayne was born at a very early age and has not died yet, which is something he considers to be a bit of an achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, went into the chair for the first time in 2011, and started giving talks across several Provinces in early 2017, before joining NWAMS as a speaker in 2021.

He Is an accidentally established Masonic author and has had articles published in several Masonic and non-Masonic periodicals.

by Wayne Pendragon Owens

I am an Author, Freemason, Rosicrucian, Blood Biker, Widows Son, CodeNinja, Spod, Hacker, Son, Uncle, Brother, Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

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23rd April 2025

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Happy St. Georges Day

I would like to wish all my English friends a very Happy St George’s day.

BUT GUYS!!! He killed a dragon?

And animal cruelty is just not fun! especially when its to an awesome animal.

PS. If you tell me He’s ok because dragons are mythical creatures are not real, then I shall just point out that you are celebrating the day of a man who killed something that doesn’t exist, so he is either a liar or on drugs….  Or he too does not exist….

Check Mate!

Bjørn

He’s not a saint anymore. The church sort of doesn’t believe in dragons anymore either.

Wayne Owens

*shock* Don’t believe in dragons? But the Catholic church is nuts, they wear funny hats, and have a popemobile…

Roger

Perhaps it was killed so you guys could mount it on your flag and you couldn’t do it yourselves 😉

Wayne Owens

I can just see that meeting..

St. George: “we’ve made you a flag!”
Wales: “But its just a dead dragon tied to a pole!”
St. George: “yes, That is your new flag. That will be 12 million groats!”
Wales: “But!!! But!! that’s not a flag, And it’ll just decompose and start to smell”
St. George: “Ah, so you’ll be wanting our update program, where we sell you a new flag every year”

(think Monty Python meets Microsoft)

Originally posted on Facebook, comments included
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