Today is Friday 13Th.
Don’t Panic.
It is just a stupid superstition right? In this modern technological world we have no need for ancient superstitions right? Or in this impersonal online world are we more in need of reminders of things beyond our comprehension?
And just how bad is Friday the 13th anyway? Fridays are good, they herald in the weekend, and we all like the weekend don’t we?
OK, SO it is supposed to be unlucky, So it is the day when Murphy’s Law is in full swing, and if anything bad can happen, it will happen in triplicate! So what if people stay off the roads, and refuse to fly and other such things. It’s only superstition.
isn’t it?
DON’T PANIC!!
BUT wait! Tonight there is a Full Moon! You know a full moon, The time of Werewolves, and Witches Covens, of Lunatics, and increased madness!
So to recap.
- The Unluckiest day of the year
- The Day of the month most likely to cause Insanity, Shape-shifting, & evil magic.
- AT THE SAME TIME
FRAK IT, PANIC!!!