Welcome to my Blog

This is actually Version 4 of my blog. 

  • Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
  • Version 2: Was on Livejournal
  • Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
  • Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!

Enjoy!

There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.

Customer Rant

Customer Rant

Because its healthy to vent the spleen! Now I’m sure I have Blogged about this customer before, but for the life of me I can not remember what name I gave him (Maybe I should keep track of the names I assign people). Anyway today we shall refer to...

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Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

Vaginal Fantasy Hangout

“Once a month four ladies discuss a Vaginal Fantasy book in a G+ Hangout. Interpret at will.” That's the premise of this group off their website, and basically that's what it is. Two months back Felicia Day, Bonnie Burton, Veronica Belmont and...

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Customer Rant

People are Stupid.

Well technically I guess that should be “Customers are Stupid“. You do not believe me? Well here are two examples that happened this week. Example 1: I was being nice and answered the phone to help out the support guys, and the conversation went a...

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The Chair of DOOM!

The Chair of DOOM!

CR: “Chair of DOOM?“ WO: “OK, maybe “Chair of DOOM!” is a bit of an over-exaggeration, but it does have a much better ring than “Chair of Nerves“. Oh, Now i think of it “Chair of Terror” would be a much better title.” CR: “Then Why dont you change...

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Dear Cold-Callers. Please STOP……….It’s Hammer Time!

Do Geeks Dream of Virtual Sheep?

I had an interesting dream last night, one that may give an interesting peak into my subconscious, or possibly suggest I should be kept under observation for safety reasons. Personally I think it simply backs up that age old quote for the Bible...

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Sorry Kids, Christmas is Cancelled

Sorry Kids, Christmas is Cancelled

I am sorry I have to break this sad news to you Dear Constant Readers, but alas due to some bad judgement on the behalf of the jolly fat man, Christmas this year is cancelled. You see, as I was driving home from work the other night, in the dark,...

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I do not think it means what you think it means.

11:11:11 11-11-11

Today is a special day in the geeky calendar. Happy Binary Day. Its the 11th second of the 11th minute of the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of the 11th year of this century. Just thought I’d mention this milestone because it's special...

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