Welcome to my Blog

This is actually Version 4 of my blog. 

  • Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
  • Version 2: Was on Livejournal
  • Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
  • Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!

Enjoy!

There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.

Conversations with Customers

Conversations with Customers

Wayne Owens: “Hello!” Customer: “Hi, I am on holiday…..” WO: *interrupting* “You phoned up to tell us you’re on holiday? that’s a bit of a Dick move isn’t it?” C: “What?? No I’m on Holiday at the minute……” WO: *Interrupting again* “So you thought...

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Friday 13th – triple bad look score Part 2

Doctor Who?

Doctor Who is a Timelord, and as it’s been stated many times over the years TimeLords can regenerate 12 times. It is a fixed number! Now counting the original Form + 12 Regenerations A time lord basically has 13 Lives. After that he is no more,...

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Conversations with Customers

Customers are Special

So the other day the Support Guys were a bit confused over a request in the Ticketing system. Subject: Website URL’s Please could you set the following websites to point to IP 192.168.123.2...

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Wrexham Gets Super Prison

Wrexham Gets Super Prison

So it’s been announced today that Wrexham has “WON” and we are to get the UK’s first Massive Super Prison. This is a similar “Winning” to when you go to get checked out at the VD clinic and “WIN” a course of treatment. Wrexham as a town has been...

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Friday 13th – triple bad look score Part 2

When is a Troll not a Troll?

When its a Bully. The Internet is full of terms and names that date way back into the mists of Internet-Time, when all these sites were tree’s and the Internet Denizens roamed and grazed in peace. A Time when you could use a term like “Hacker” or...

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50 Questions

50 Questions

Last weekend I found a Questionnaire Meme thing. Basically it was 50 Random Questions which I answered over the two days of the weekend, and I thought I would share it here. 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first...

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