Welcome to my Blog

This is actually Version 4 of my blog. 

  • Version 1: Was hand coded posts on my original Website back in the early 90’s before the term Blog was even invented.
  • Version 2: Was on Livejournal
  • Version 3: Was on the three-Ninjas site
  • Version 4: (And hopefully final version) is here!

Enjoy!

There are some series of posts that go together. You can access them directly with the links below.

Wayne + shotgun + Infected = Happy

Wayne + shotgun + Infected = Happy

Friday the 13th saw not only the Knights Templar’s keeping a low profile, but the release of Resident Evil 5! Saturday morning (This being first available chance since I was busy Friday evening.), I shot to my nearest town and hunted down a copy of...

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Beware Ninja Developers

Beware Ninja Developers

All is on edge in the Techno Insane Asylum today, I think its just a coincidence that I also happen to have brought a shinai into the office. “You took a weapon to work?” I hear you ask! Which tells me two things :- You don’t know me, You don’t...

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Cyborgs Work for the RAC

Cyborgs Work for the RAC

An interesting thing happened to me on the way to work… I start my car and leave home heading to the Insane Asylum. I stop off at the petrol station to fill up on diesel, notice one of my tires is looking a bit deflated. After several failed...

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Chaos Seems To Follow Me

Chaos Seems To Follow Me

I finally gave in to peer pressure, and went to see the doctor about my eye.  So a quick in/out to get it confirmed I have conjunctivitis and need eye drops, get a prescription, and sorted, all under 10 minutes. God bless the NHS! So I’m standing...

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Chaos Seems To Follow Me

Vampire Eye

I have spent the last few weeks suffering for Conjunctivitis. “A couple of weeks?” I hear you ask. Well, The first week as it started getting worse I was convinced i’d just scratched my eye, making it inflamed. I was wrong, as my doctor told me...

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Epic Epoch

Epic Epoch

Today is a special day in the geeky calander. Unix or Posix time is a means computers, part of the internet, and millions of systems across the world use for time keeping, calculating, and things like that. Well today @ 23:31:30 (11:31 and 30...

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Beware Ninja Developers

Why oh Gods, Why?

So we have a new customer, lets call him “MPD“. Simple job (in theory) He’s fallen out with his web designers/holders and needs his site putting up somewhere else,  (or he split from company and wants to go into competition, I did not ask which)....

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Beware Ninja Developers

Jibba Jabber – Part 1

In the words of a Modern day philosopher :- Mr. T “Got no time for the jibba jabba!” Well the Governor of the Insane Asylum has decided the Inmates need a new communication system, to cut down on the expense of plumbers to fix broken pipes from our...

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