Wayne was born at a very early age and has not died yet, which is something he considers to be a bit of an achievement.

He joined Freemasonry in 2006, went into the chair for the first time in 2011, and started giving talks across several Provinces in early 2017, before joining NWAMS as a speaker in 2021.

He Is an accidentally established Masonic author and has had articles published in several Masonic and non-Masonic periodicals.

by Wayne Pendragon Owens

I am an Author, Freemason, Rosicrucian, Blood Biker, Widows Son, CodeNinja, Spod, Hacker, Son, Uncle, Brother, Man, AN INDIVIDUAL!

21st April 2006

Brewery + Pissup = How Hard

I have had to take a step back and look at some of my previous posts. And on further reflection I am maybe not as badly organised as I had previously assumed. For there are some out there a LOT worse..

As an example.
A few weeks back an email was sent out by a “best man” asking for willing precipitants on a stag do, which was to be a paintballing event, unfortunately the notice was very short and numbers were low. But never mind still plenty of time to reschedule..

A week or so later another email arrives. same message different date, so replies were sent asking for more details. Nothing… The next day Nothing… The next day Nothing…. The Next day Nothing…. Then as if someone was prodding them with a big stick an email arrives (the day before the actual stag event… Talk about cutting it close) with details. Well with a time and a place for the paintballing. But no mention of the food, drink afterward’s. In fact no details at all.

Now paintballing is basically crawling about in the woods. so you are going to get dirty, muddy, paint splattered even with overalls on. so you cant really go out dressed like that. so a change of outfit is probably needed, but what kind.. is it a nightclub drink where decent gear is needed. or quiet pub where jeans are acceptable.

Now the questions have been emailed back to the organiser, but judging by previous responses (non existant) the answers will never be known.


So, I’m not that bad after all

To make it worse the bloke in for a shoeing has pulled out so the hunt is off. and the shoes must be stored till the next time he’s seen…