1. Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Good Question Wayne. Do I collect anything? Does the broken dreams and crushed souls of people who have upset me count? No? Ok Then I do not collect anything, well apart from Books, Computer Games, Knives, Dice (New one I just decided), And timelords.

2. Coffee or tea?

Coffee!!!! for Tea is the most foulest creation every created by Man!!! err, apart from that Justin Beaver kid. Ok Tea is the second foulest thing created By Mankind… Apart from Reality TV… Ok, Tea is the third foulest thing… Oh Screw It. the answer is COFFEE!!!!

3. Which of these things would you find hardest to give up for a year? Chocolate, reading, coffee or smoking?

Well I do not smoke so that would be the easiest to give up for a Year. Chocolate would be next easiest.. Ok so it comes down to Reading or Coffee. Now I did give up coffee for a while once, until several Co-Workers forced me to restart for Health & Safety concerns. Hum? Can I still drink highly caffeinated drinks? Also. How come decaffeinated is a word but according to my spell check caffeinated is not??

4. What is the first word that comes into your mind when you see the word “tree”?

KILL!!!

Well in fairness, that’s always the first word that pops into my head in relation to everything. I am very much a Shoot first, Stab later kind of guy!

5. Who is number one on your “allowed list”?

I am Single *BIG SIGH* *Slight Tear* So technically every woman I fancy is on my “Allowed List”. And If I was taken then I would not have a list because I am a very faithful and loving person *Looks Around and thinks This should help with the ladies!*

6. Where in the world would you like to visit and why?

An off-license. Basically because I have no beer, and I want beer. So I would like to visit an off-license and get some beer. Or maybe ComicCon? Or DefCon, Or BlackHat, HoPE, Pax… They do have Beer at cons right???

7. If you could do any job in the world what would it be?

Felicia Days Husband. That’s a Job right? Oh maybe I should have put Her as top of my allowed list. Nah, I like my answer to that question, and besides I have already answered it and I can not go back and change my mind because time travel has not yet been invented.

8. Do you prefer to be totally organised or to “wing it”, or are you somewhere in between?

“Wing it” every time. Although I believe the “technical” term for my actual system is “Making it up as I go along!”. You see I am really really crap at making plans or organising myself. I keep stating I need an Intern, PA, Slave or partner to keep me organised and productive. Without one I just get too easily distracte

9. Which Invention would you really like to see Invented and why?

Time travel. It would be so COOL!!! you could go back and see how the pyramids, stonehenge, and the dead sea were built. You could witness life changing events, win on every rollover lottery there has ever been. And MOST of all, I could go back in time and change my answer to question 5.

10. Do you realise you spelled distracted wrong in your answer to Question 8.

I did? Man, sorry about that I got distracted by this AWESOME thing and lost my train of thought. Tell you what, when I get my time machine I will finish off the answer to Question 8 on my way back to change my answer to Question 5. Deal?

11. What did you want to be when you grow up?

I never planned on growing up. And to date I still have not really. I figure something cool would be err cool? or failing that maybe something where I use my mind for the betterment of mankind. I know. World leader. I think that would be a good job for me.