On this VE Day, I pause… as many of us do, to honour a generation who faced down the darkest storm the world had ever seen and still found the strength to rebuild, laugh again, and put the kettle on.

It’s easy to romanticise history, to wrap it in sepia tones and stirring music, but the truth is far more powerful: ordinary people did extraordinary things. Not because they were fearless, but because they were needed. Because someone had to stand up. Because the world had to be made safe for those who would come after.

And in that spirit, I like to imagine the veterans of 1945 looking at us today with a raised eyebrow, the kind that says, “What are you doing? Be better people! We didn’t do all that for nothing.”

So here’s to them:
To the courage, the sacrifice, the stubborn hope.
To the women who kept the country running.
To the men who never came home.
To the families who carried on.
To the quiet heroes who never called themselves heroes.

May we remember them not just with silence, but with action, with kindness, service, and the occasional bit of well‑aimed mischief that reminds us we’re still alive, still free, and still capable of shaping the world they handed to us.

We will remember them.

I’ve been haunting the digital wilds since about ’94, back when the web crackled, hummed, and occasionally threatened to set your modem on fire just for looking at it funny. A personal website here, a blog there, sometimes both held together with duct tape, HTML guesswork, and sheer optimism. Realising that I’ve been online for more than three decades is… equal parts impressive and mildly horrifying. At this point I’m basically qualified for a seat on the Internet Druids’ Council.

So yes, by the ancient laws of cyberspace, I am fully authorised to shake my metaphorical walking stick at the TikTok generation. All you hyper‑edited, dance‑looping, algorithm‑summoned sprites may kindly vacate my virtual lawn with your chaotic jingles masquerading as music. I was here when “You’ve Got Mail” was a cultural event, when websites proudly displayed hit counters, when we all wanted to FREE KEVIN, and when animated GIFs were considered the height of sophistication. (That last bit is, of course, a filthy lie. Animated GIFs have never been acceptable. And it’s Gif, not Jif. Do not make me fetch my stick.)

And yet here I remain, still typing, still tinkering, still refusing to log off, and now deeply amused to discover that the Internet Archive has been quietly preserving my online ramblings since the late ’90s. Which means there are, quite literally, thousands upon thousands of historical documents chronicling the last thirty‑ish years of my life, preserved for all eternity. Or at least until World War Three wipes out all technology.

I always assumed I was hysterical. I never expected to be historical.