I got tagged in one of those blog-meme type things…

And since I always try to be as helpful as I can, I have decided to complete it.

So here goes nothing!

1. Are you a cat or dog or bird person? 

Dog person. Dog’s are cool, loyal, a man’s best friend. They go for walks with you, play fetch, and can do loads of fun things. Cats just sit and watch you, waiting for you to show the slightest sign of weakness and then they will pounce and eat your eyes!!!. And Birds? what use is a pet in a cage? Are Bird people just people with secret zoo owner fetishes? So defiantly Dogs…
(This answer was written of my own free will, and my dog in no means forced me into my answer)

2. What was your favorite food as a kid? Is it the same, or has it changed as an adult?

I can not remember?
Chips, Burger? No my mothers home made butterscotch flan thing.

And yes, it is still my favourite. I have a very sweet tooth.

3. What is your favourite hobby?

Reading, I love nothing more than setting into a good book.

Although I do love playing Games (I am a self-confessed gamer) so maybe I should have two answers Reading & Gaming.

Although I do like watching TV/Films, but not as much as Reading/Gaming. But then there is writing.

NO!!! I am decided my favourite hobby is Reading/Gaming.

4. If you HAD to move to a different state (or country) where would it be? 

Well If I had to move to a different country I think I would pick the States, they have all the best Conventions, and some places have decent weather. I am not sure which state I would pick? Since I have never yet been to the States so have nothing much to base my choices on.  Maybe I should play safe and stay in the UK, somewhere like Scotland or Ireland?

I think my answer would have to be based on the reason I had to move. If I am running from the Government I may need to move to a country without an extradition treaty with the UK.

5. Are you a winter or summer person?

That is a very hard question to answer.

There is nothing better than being indoors in front of a roaring fire either reading a good book, or enjoying good company while the outside is blanketed under thick snow. And you have to admit a blanket of snow makes even the most run-down environment look wonderful.  So my answer should be Winter.

But… In the summer you have the warmth, the light, women wear a hell of a lot less *eyebrow wiggle*. So summer has its advantages, so….  

If you were to threaten me at gunpoint to pick just one answer, I would probably stab you in the eye with a pencil, and then move to one of the places I mentioned in question 4. Nothing personal you understand but I do not like being threatened at gunpoint!. err oh the question. I will have to go Winter.

6. What makes you happy? 

To crush my enemies — See them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

7. What is the weirdest question you’ve ever been asked?

I was once asked by a stranger “Hi, are you the person I promised a chocolate covered dog treat too?”

That is a true story. A large group of us were going out for drinks on the eve of Christmas Eve, and someone I had never met came up to me holding a wrapped Christmas gift and asked that question.

8. If you had to go on an adventure, with elves, dwarves, or hobbits, who would you take and why?

Since there does not seem to be a limit on the number of people I can take with me in my party.

For wisdom and magical backup :-
Gandalf, Dumbledore, Vanyel, Dr Strange, Ged, Merlin, Raistlin Majere & Harry Dresden.

For muscle and fighting :-
Achilles, Lancelot, Elric, Geralt, Conan, Aragon, The Hulk, Superman, & Batman.

And I guess for research, stores, and improvised equipment :-
McGyvur, The Mythbusters, Sherlock, Hermione & R2D2.

Oh and you always need the one comic relief person :-
Deadpool!

9. You are at a rural retreat lodge somewhere deep in Wisconsin or Canada. You are approached by a taxidermist who hands you a stuffed badger and asks you to put it in your lap. What do you do next?

I would start by wondering just what kind of retreat I was in where random taxidermists wander about with stuffed badgers.

If the taxidermist was a man I would probably ask him what he was up to and depending on his answer comply or not.

BUT if said taxidermist was female I would wink and say “of course you can rest your stuffed beaver on my lap but what shall we do with the badger?”

10. What was your first job?

Apprentice Electrician, I went from school to training to become an Electrician.

11. What is your favorite utensil?

I take back my answer for Question 7. This is possibly the weirdest question I have even been asked, with that stuffed badger one coming in at second place.

Ok favourite utensil…
I guess I would have to go with…

The Dragon Throne!!!! Ha, did not see that one coming did you? Now before you start protesting the Dragon Throne which was the rhetorical seat of power in the Empire of China is also called the divine utensil. “Boom, headshot“