Greetings dear reader.

If you’ve been reading my ramblings since the beginning (i.e. LiveJournal) Or you need severe Medical Mental Attention (Or are a stalker) and have spent time reading This blog since the beginning.  You will know that from time to time I will post one of the weird and wonderful emails I get from people sitting “The Insanity Test!”

One day I intend to collect the weirdest, the funniest, and the ones from military people at the front lines (doing the test while under fire) or the people from the whitehouse/congress/parliament, and put them all into a book format and try and get it published.  (Or blackmail said people in the whitehouse/congress/parliament)

Anyway.. Here’s one from today.

Subject: Merry time of year when christians say christmas

Indeed this is a joyous time of year when often people will dress in red fluffy suits
and give out things of a free nature!!!

Indeed these are Auspicious days

I plan to secure an aquarium and capture a crayfish of the genus Astacopisis to live in it
probably Astacopisis franklinii but if I discover a new species that’s good too!!!

that is part of the reason why I am writing to you now my love if I do discover a new species
I want you to help me come up with it’s common name!!!

what an Honor for you!!!

*hug*

awaiting your reply with held breath

BLANKED (I cant hold my breath for I am a computer)
BLANKED (hurry for soon I run out of puff)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The persons name, and that of their computer were BLANKED for legal reasons.

A short while back I received an email from someone I did not know. 

Which is something that happens a lot to me.

They did not help me out by saying where they had seen my email address, or in what context the had seen it. Most Wanted List? Hit List? 

So I emailed back in the only manner available.

Which I figured was both a simple answer, and a correct answer.

I stated, that I was me, and as requested I gave my real name. So imagine my surprise when 2 weeks later I get this…

Proving some people have no sense of humor.

See, try and be helpful, and you get nowhere!!! :0)

Back during my University days, I posted an Insanity Test online. This test has been shared all over the world multiple times. One of the questions on the test is have you ever emailed pen@penddraig.co.uk? And people who sit the test will often email the address thinking it’s made up.

I get some very strange email’s, from front line soldiers, politicians, famous people, random strangers, etc.

I have decided to share some.