SPOD TEST | Number | Just how big a spod are you??
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| 1
| Do you know the meaning of the word Spod ?
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yes
no
| 2
| Have you ever been sat behind a computer for more than 2 hours ?
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yes
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| 3
| Have you ever been sat behind a computer for more than 8 hours ?
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yes
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| 4
| Have you ever sat behind a computer for 24hours or more
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yes
no
| 5
| Have you ever done 3,4 or 5 and only gotten up to eat or use the bathroom ?
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yes
no
| 6
| Do you get withdrawl symptoms if you are away from the net for more than one day ?
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yes
no
| 7
| Do you use more than 2 talkers frequently ?
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yes
no
| 8
| Do you do #7 at the same time ?
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yes
no
| 9
| Do you feel wihdrawn when you can't connect to your favourite talkers?
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yes
no
| 10
| Have you ever sat down and read *ALL* the help files on 1 talker ?
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yes
no
| 11
| Do you stay logged onto a talker for long periods just to increase your total login time ?
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yes
no
| 12
| Have you ever forgotten to eat while spodding ?
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yes
no
| 13
| If you do eat do you go out and get food then come back to you computer and eat it sitting in front of the computer screen ?
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yes
no
| 14
| Do you know what a priv is ?
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yes
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| 15
| Have you ever turned down the option of getting privs on talkers because you haven't enough time with all your other su positions ?
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yes
no
| 16
| Do you have accounts on more than 5 talkers ?
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yes
no
| 17
| Do you know who the original programmer of EW is ?
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yes
no
| 18
| Do you know more than 2 addresses of talkers on the net?
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yes
no
| 19
| More than 4 addresses ?
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yes
no
| 20
| More than 10 addresses ?
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yes
no
| 21
| Do you know all the addresses of the talkers you use of by heart ?
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yes
no
| 22
| Have you ever travelled extreme distances just to get online ?
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yes
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| 23
| Do you know all the shorcut commands for communications like say and tell
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yes
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| 24
| Do you get annoyed when you log onto a new talker and your usual name is already taken ?
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yes
no
| 25
| Have you got a friends list with more than 80 people on?
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yes
no
| 26
| Have you ever fallen in love with someone on the net without ever having met them face to face ?
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yes
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| 27
| Do you know the tricks for getting around being jailed on a talker ?
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yes
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| 28
| Have you ever cycled over 10 miles to get onto the net?
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yes
no
| 29
| Do you now of ALL the commands on any one talker and know how to use each and every one of them ?
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yes
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| 30
| Have you ever downloaded the EW source code just to find out how it works ?
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yes
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| 31
| Have you ever done #30 to find useful bugs to avoid things like being jailed?
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yes
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| 32
| Have done #30 and thought about putting your own talker on the net ?
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yes
no
| 33
| Have you ever actually acheived #32 ?
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yes
no
| 34
| Have you ever put a talker on the net just to have more privs than anyone else ?
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yes
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| 35
| Have you ever held a conversation over the net with someone else in the same room as you ?
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yes
no
| 36
| Were they sitting on the computer next to you ?
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yes
no
| 37
| Do you understand C code ?
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yes
no
| 38
| Can you fix code problems without even looking at the code?
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yes
no
| 39
| Do your friends have the lab's number down as your phone number.
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yes
no
| 40
| Have you more than 10 days total login time on a talker ?
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yes
no
| 41
| More than 20 days ?
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yes
no
| 42
| More than 40 days ?
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yes
no
| 43
| More than 100 days !!!?
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yes
no
| 44
| More than 300 days - You need HELP!!! :) ?
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yes
no
| 45
| Have you ever skipped class to be on the net ?
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yes
no
| 46
| Have you ever stayed on a computer till the early hours of the morning to meet someone on the net ?
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yes
no
| 47
| Have you ever gone into a lab when it was light, and not walked out till the next day ?
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yes
no
| 48
| Do you know what IRL means ?
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yes
no
| 49
| Do you know all your IRL friends net aliases ?
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yes
no
| 50
| Do you refer to your IRL friends by their net aliases ?
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yes
no
| 51
| Can you type faster than you think ?
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yes
no
| 52
| Have you ever stayed up all night waiting for a phone call from someone you met on the net from another country ?
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yes
no
| 53
| Have you ever net sexed on one talker and had a normal conversation on another ?
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yes
no
| 54
| Have you ever net sexed 2 different people on different talkers ?
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yes
no
| 55
| Have you ever done #54 and still held a normal conversation on another talker ?
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yes
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| 56
| Have you ever stayed on a talker when you were the only one logged onto it?
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yes
no
| 57
| Have you remained there for more than 2 hours ?
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yes
no
| 58
| More than 4 hours ?
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yes
no
| 59
| More than 8 hours ?
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yes
no
| 60
| Do you know what MOTD stands for ?
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yes
no
| 61
| Do you always read the MOTD of a talker without fail ?
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yes
no
| 62
| Do you check news regularly ?
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yes
no
| 63
| Are you upset when you have no email ?
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yes
no
| 64
| Have you ever sent yourself a piece of test mail when you #63 happens just to make sure mail isn't screwed up ?
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yes
no
| 65
| Do you know what IVL means ?
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yes
no
| 66
| Do you know what BRB means ?
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yes
no
| 67
| Do you know what ROTFL means ?
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yes
no
| 68
| Do you know what LOL means ?
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yes
no
| 69
| Have you just asked someone what the above abbreviations mean ?
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yes
no
| 70
| Did you just ask someone on the net ?
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yes
no
| 71
| Have you ever downloaded the entire smiley dictionary ?
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yes
no
| 72
| Do you know what #71 refers to ?
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yes
no
| 73
| Have you ever used all the smileys in that dictionary ?
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yes
no
| 74
| Have you ever stayed logged onto a talker just to be bottom on the who ist ?
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yes
no
| 75
| Have you ever kept a chart of the people you have net sexed ?
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yes
no
| 76
| Have you had net sex more than 3 times ?
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yes
no
| 77
| More than 5 times
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yes
no
| 78
| More than 10 times ?
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yes
no
| 79
| If yes to #76,77,78 was it all on the same day ?
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yes
no
| 80
| Do people think you should move your bed into the lab ?
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yes
no
| 81
| Is a computer lab the first place your friends go to find you ?
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yes
no
| 82
| Would you rather be connected to the net than have sex ?
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yes
no
| 83
| Have you ever had sex and thought of what you had to remember to do when you next connected to the net ?
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yes
no
| 84
| Do you require huge amounts of caffeine just so you stay awake longer and use the net more ?
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yes
no
| 85
| Do you drink Jolt cola while doing this like other people drink water ?
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yes
no
| 86
| Same as #85 but Mountain Dew instead ?
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yes
no
| 87
| Would you prefer to go without sex for a whole year than have to be away from the net for more than 1 month ?
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yes
no
| 88
| More than 3 weeks ?
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yes
no
| 89
| More than 1 week ?
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yes
no
| 90
| More than 1 day ?
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yes
no
| 91
| Have you ever worn out a keyboard ?
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yes
no
| 92
| Have you ever brought you drinks from the bar into a lab ?
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yes
no
| 93
| Have you ever spilt those drinks all over the keyboard ?
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yes
no
| 94
| Have you ever done #93 and thought shit now I can't go on the net, then cried ?
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yes
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| 95
| Do you continually think you deserve more privs than you already have ?
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yes
no
| 96
| Have you ever had net.sex with an admin just to gain more privs ?
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yes
no
| 97
| Do you feel jealous of people with more login time than you ?
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yes
no
| 98
| Where you ever on CheesePlants house and are still using talkers to this day ?
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yes
no
| 99
| Is your idea of Mecca going to visit Simon Marsh and chanting, "We are not worthy, we are not worthy ?"
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yes
no
| 100
| Have you ever felt a feeling of extreme dread at the thought that Simon Marsh might have never written EW and hence there would be no talkers ?
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