Question Number Have you Ever????
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1
Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)
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no
2
Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
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no
3
Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
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4
Ever been drunk? (2 points)
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5
Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
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6
Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
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7
Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
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8
BONUS: Throwing up on yourself or another person (1 extra point)
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9
Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before (5 points)
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10
Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
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no
11
Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
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12
Do you drink regularly...at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
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13
BONUS:...at least 4 times a week? (1 extra point)
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14
BONUS:...at least 5 times a week? (1 extra point)
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15
BONUS:...at least 6 times a week? (1 extra point)
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16
BONUS:...at least 7 times a week? (1 extra point)
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17
Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
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no
18
Ever try pot? (4 points)
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no
19
Ever try hash? (4 points)
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no
20
Ever try magic mushrooms? (4 points)
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no
21
Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points)
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no
22
BONUS: 4 times a week? (4 extra points)
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23
Ever bought "soft drugs"? (4 points)
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24
Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
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25
Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
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no
26
Ever use barbiturates? (8 points)
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no
27
Ever use hallucinogens? {i.e.. LSD} (8 points)
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no
28
Ever use narcotics? (10 points)
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29
Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
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no
30
Ever been on a date? (2 points)
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no
31
Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points)
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no
32
BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
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33
Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points)
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34
BONUS: On the first date? (2 extra points)
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35
Ever taken a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex (5 points)
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36
Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
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37
Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
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38
Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
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39
Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points)
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40
BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
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41
Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)
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no
42
BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
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43
Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
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no
46
Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
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no
47
Ever have sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
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48
Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
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no
49
Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
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no
50
Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points)
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no
51
Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
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52
Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
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53
Ever use sex toys? (6 points)
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no
54
Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
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no
57
Ever bought anything in a sex shop? (3 points)
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no
58
Ever lick or have someone lick your: Eyebal (1 point)
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no
59
Ever lick or have someone lick your: Toes (2 points)
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no
60
Ever lick or have someone lick your: Ears (1 point)
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no
61
Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points)
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no
62
Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
yes
no
63
Do necrophelia, pedophilia, and/or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
yes
no
64
Ever been arrested? (8 points)
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no
65
BONUS: Convicted? (7 extra points)