Section 1: What *do* you look like?
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1. Do you have black, purple, or white hair?
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2. Do you dye your hair?
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3. Do you dye your hair every 4 weeks?
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4. Every week?
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5. Do you have or have you ever had hair extensions
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6. Is there such a thing as 'too much' hairspray?
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7. Do you own more eyeliner pencils than ordinary pencils?
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8. Do you wear your makeup to bed? (bonus point if you don't go to bed)
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9. Could you underpin a building with your foundation?
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10. Does it take you more than an hour to get ready to go out?
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11. Can you put eyeliner on without using a mirror?
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12. Has anyone asked you if you 'sharpen your feet'?
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13. Do you have more buckles than toes?
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14. Have you worn fishnet on your arms?
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15. Do you set off the metal detector at airports?
Section 2: Music, Musicians, Muses
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16. Do you know every Sisters of Mercy Song?
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17. Can you do the actions?
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18. Have you ever seen - Bauhaus?
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19. The Virgin Prunes?
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20. Alien Sex Fiend?
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21. The Sisters of Mercy?
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22. The Fields of the Nephlim (or the Nephlim)
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23. Can you name the original line-up of Christain Death?
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24. Have you ever ligged a band on the goth list?
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25. Have you ever had a pass to one of these bands?
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26. Did you use it?
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27. Have you been to an aftershow party with a famous goth band?
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28. Were the members of the band scared of you?
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29. Was the last song you heard gothic?
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30. Have you been in a goth band?
Section 3: Clubs
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31. Have you been to a goth club?
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32. Did you stay until the end?
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33. Can you slamdance?
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34. Can you chicken dance?
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35. Can you do the backwards & forwards bending over like Peter Murphy Dance?
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36. Do you drink snakebite?
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37. Did you go to the Batcave?
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38. Are you on the guest list?
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39. Are you on first name terms with the DJ
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40. Are you the DJ?
Section 4: The Undead
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41. Have you got naturally pointy teeth?
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42. Have you worn plastic vampire teeth other than at Halloween.
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43. Did you pick someone up as a result?
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44. Have you had sex with the undead?
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45. Have you been to the Wiredog Club (or equivalent)
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46. Are you a vampire?
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47. How do you do your makeup if you haven't got a reflection?
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48. Have you ever drunk blood?
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49. Have you ever drunk human blood?
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50. From a glass?
Section 5: On the road
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51. Have you ever been in a following?
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52. Did you ever follow Southern Death Cult, Play Dead, X-Mal, The Sisters?
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53. Have you contributed to a fanzine?
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54. Have you edited a fanzine?
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55. Have you sold a fanzine?
Section 6: At the movies
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56. Have you seen The Hunger?
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57. Have you seen Return of the Living Dead?
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58. Have you seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
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59. Have you seen the Addams Family (TV Show)?
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60. Do you think it's better than the Munsters?
Section 7: Hardercore than thou?
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61. Do you own...A Tarot Deck?
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62. ... Lots of weird silver jewelery?
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63. ... Mainly black clothes?
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64. ... More boots than shoes?
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65. ... An original copy of Walk Away (with the flexi)?
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66. ... An inflatable bannana?
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67. Have you ever been called a goth?
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68. Did you deny it?
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69. Do you ever refer to other people as mini-goths or quantum-goths?
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70. Do you get upset when it rains, but still sing 'I love the rain?'
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71. Have you been on alt.gothic since it started?
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72. Have you actually read Shelley?
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73. Do you have a fetish?
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74. Have you flirted with magick or alternative religions?
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75. Do you object fundamentaly to this test even though you scored over 80
points on it?
Section 8: What's the difference between a Casual and a Redneck?
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76. Do the people you meet on the streets often ask you if you're on
your way to a funeral?
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77. Do you encounter carloads of people who make sarcastic comments
about the fact that Halloween is X months away?
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78. Do your teachers, peers, etc., often recommend that you see a counselor?
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no79. Do you have a pet snake, spider, or a reasonable facsimile thereof?
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80. Have you painted your bedroom black?
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81. Are your parents/friends afraid that you've committed suicide if you stay
in your room for more than an hour at a time?
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82. Do you habitually wear dark sunglasses, at all hours of the day?
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83. Do you go by a Gothic/Romantic name on the net? (i.e. made up)
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84. Do you go by a Gothic/Romantic name in real life? (i.e. made up)
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85. Is there any difference between a Casual and a Redneck?
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86. Have you ever been propositioned by a drunk Casual/Redneck?
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87. Did you hospitalise them?
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88. Did you hospitalise them in a really messy way?
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89. Have you ever gone up to a bunch of these people and said 'What the F**k
do you think you're looking at?'
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90. Do you have the scars to prove it?
Section 9: Brown Questions (Art & Literature)
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91. Have you read any Poe?
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92. ................. Dante?
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93. ................. Shelley?
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94. Do you know: Who was 'Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know?'
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95. Can you tell the difference between Norman and Gothic Churches?
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96. Have you read any Lovecraft?
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97. ................. Gothic Novels?
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98. ................. de Sade?
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99. Do you like pre-rapheltie or romantic art?
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100. Have you heard Verdi's Requiem?
Section 10: Courtesy of the University of London Union Old Goth Barstaff soc.
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101. Can you name all the bands on the Merciful Release label?
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102. Do you know what the Birthday Party were called before they were called
The Birthday Party?
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103. Who play 'House Music for Goths?'
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104. Do you own a pair of crimpers?
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105. Do you tie an obscene number of scarves to your waist?
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106. Do you know what this signifies?
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107. Have you ever been part of a pyramid?
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108. Do you know the name of Eldritch's cat?
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109. Does God drive a white Merc?
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110. Who's the fairest of them all?
Section 11: Drugs
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111. Do you or have you ever smoked?
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112. ..............................Clove, Marlborough, or Death?
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113. Have you ever had speed before breakfast?
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114. ....................... instead of breakfast?
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115. Is caffine more important than sunlight?