The Dr. Seuss
Purity Test | Number | Have you Ever????
|
| yes
no
| 1
| Have you done it on a boat?
|
| yes
no
| 2
| Have you done it with a goat?
|
| yes
no
| 3
| Have you done it in a bed?
|
| yes
no
| 4
| Have you done it with the dead?
|
| yes
no
| 5
| Have you done it in the ass?
|
| yes
no
| 6
| Have you done it, high on grass?
|
| yes
no
| 7
| Have you done it in the car?
|
| yes
no
| 8
| Have you simply gone too far?
|
| yes
no
| 9
| Have you done it on the beach?
|
| yes
no
| 10
| Have you done it with the teach?
|
| yes
no
| 11
| Have you done it on your back?
|
| yes
no
| 12
| Have you done it strapped to a rack?
|
| yes
no
| 13
| Have you done it in a box?
|
| yes
no
| 14
| Have you done it with a fox?
|
| yes
no
| 15
| Have you done it in a tree?
|
| yes
no
| 16
| Have you done it with more than three?
|
| yes
no
| 17
| Have you done it in the rain?
|
| yes
no
| 18
| Have you done it for the pain?
|
| yes
no
| 19
| Have you done it 'tween the tits?
|
| yes
no
| 20
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Have you done it wearing mitts?
|
| yes
no
| 21
| Have you done it packed in rubber?
|
| yes
no
| 22
| Have you done it undercover?
|
| yes
no
| 23
| Have you done it on a perch?
|
| yes
no
| 24
| Have you done it in a church?
|
| yes
no
| 25
| Have you done it with a virgin?
|
| yes
no
| 26
| Have you done it with a sturgeon?
|
| yes
no
| 27
| Have you done it with ropes and chains?
|
| yes
no
| 28
| Have you done it while insane?
|
| yes
no
| 29
| Have you done it on the stage?
|
| yes
no
| 30
| Have you done it underage?
|
| yes
no
| 31
| Have you done it with all your friends?
|
| yes
no
| 32
| Have you done it in both ends?
|
| yes
no
| 33
| Have you done it with your dog?
|
| yes
no
| 34
| Have you done it on a log?
|
| yes
no
| 35
| Have you done it under clamps?
|
| yes
no
| 36
| Have you done it with the lamps?
|
| yes
no
| 37
| Have you done it without style?
|
| yes
no
| 38
| Have you done it with a child?
|
| yes
no
| 39
| Have you done it for all to see?
|
| yes
no
| 40
| Have you ever had VD?
|
| yes
no
| 41
| Have you done it on Mother's couch?
|
| yes
no
| 42
| Have you done it in your mouth?
|
| yes
no
| 43
| Have you done it while on tape?
|
| yes
no
| 44
| Have you done it out of shape?
|
| yes
no
| 45
| Have you done it on live TV?
|
| yes
no
| 46
| Have you done it whilst you pee?
|
| yes
no
| 47
| Have you done it in the gym?
|
| yes
no
| 48
| Have you done it on a whim?
|
| yes
no
| 49
| Have you done it on a dare?
|
| yes
no
| 50
| Do you really think we care?
|